January Transfer Thread 2017

[Goat]

Thank you for your prompt response Mr Gout. I guess you don't know anything.

I know nothing Harry, not even a hint of any chatter.

 

[Brownie]

It's hard not to see Moshiri wanting to engineer a big day for Everton in front of the transfer cameras to be honest really isn't it. Wouldn't surprise me at all if he'd deliberately held back three signings just so he can do a dance on live TV.

 

[Nymzee]

Nah. I got paid 2 weeks ago and now I'm skint agai......HANG ON A MINUTE.

Some of the Gibson money will slide its way into your account at midnight.

 

[Somerset Blue]

Tomorrow is going to be a great day in the history of Everton

I'd love to share your optimism/medication, however I can't help feeling it'll be transfer Groundhog Day...Oh well, here's hoping!

 

[orly]

...that's the spirit ORLS.

Sprinkles & glitter all round I reckon.

I'm going to spend the hours of 11-1am tomorrow recreating his goal against Arsenal with a crusty bundle of socks and undies

A SUPREEEEEEEME DIPPING SHOT, IN OFF THE BAR

 

[Armaghtoffee]

Get that climax ready my man. It's not happening.

I hope not Ijjy. I trust Moshiri, if no one else brought in then I will take the opinion that the quality wasn't available but it's a big summer window.

Unsure when optimistic becomes blue sky thing though.

 

[Harry Gray]

I know nothing Harry, not even a hint of any chatter.

Strange really isn't it? My annual transfer deadline day wank could be quite muted if I don't see Jim White frothing all over his yellow tie.

 

[ijjysmith]

Joel stekelenberg
Baines Coleman Williams funes mori Holgate jagielka
Barry Davies Barkley Schneiderlin Mccarthy besic gana
Mirallas Lennon Bolasie lookman
Lukaku valencia Kone calvert lewin

Above is effectively our 1st team squad right now. Commendable most of the dross has been shipped out but we are woefully short at full back cover, need another centre half if we're persisting with 3 at the back, criminally short of support/competition for Rom. Squad is way imbalanced too. we don't need that many players capable of playing centre mid. I was quite chilled about our business up to now, but laying that squad down on paper I'll be quite annoyed if we don't strengthen a few areas tomorrow. It's quite poor planning in my book.

I like that you made Calvert-Lewin look like 2 players.

 

[bicycleheader]

It's hard not to see Moshiri wanting to engineer a big day for Everton in front of the transfer cameras to be honest really isn't it. Wouldn't surprise me at all if he'd deliberately held back three signings just so he can do a dance on live TV.

A jig?

 

[ijjysmith]

I hope not Ijjy. I trust Moshiri, if no one else brought in then I will take the opinion that the quality wasn't available but it's a big summer window.

Unsure when optimistic becomes blue sky thing though.

I honestly think the players we really want just are no goers at the moment. And that's just the way it is.

 

[Goat]

I'm going to spend the hours of 11-1am tomorrow recreating his goal against Arsenal with a crusty bundle of socks and undies

A SUPREEEEEEEME DIPPING SHOT, IN OFF THE BAR

REMEMBER THE NAME

 

[orly]

REMEMBER THE NAME

You're a believer Friend.

I can tell

 

[Goat]

You're a believer Friend.

I can tell

Number 7.

*taps nostril*

 

[Who's_up_for_cumpkins?]

I like that you made Calvert-Lewin look like 2 players.

I count 23. Plus Bolasies out and besic will take a while to be fully available. He like a gamble Ronald does, because 21 senior players is a big risk unless we're very jammy with injuries. Then happy days make it rain in the summer

 

[EFC85]

Απαγόρευση tonight lads. *taps moussaka*