January Transfer Thread 2017

[bicycleheader]

Gaping holes in our squad am sorry to say.

Koemans pie hole is one

 

[roydo]

I am not African? why are you presuming

Because that's what you said when @BlueLlama asked you where you emigrated from mate.

Boom.

Well played sir.

Thanks lads.

Dealt with.

 

[ham2]

Iggle Piggle......

Can he play upfront in a two?

 

[TheHumbleEgg]

Yes, sad really that people carry on like that. Some wum's are funny but they tend to draw the line now and then.
Im surprised too like you.

...he's a bad bulb and he's rather getting on my teats now.

 

[EFCPaul]

This has been quite poo.

 

[PITA]

BBC - Earlier on today we asked you: Who's the best signing of this January transfer window? (So far).

The results are in. Here's your top three:

Morgan Schneiderlin - 21%

Gabriel Jesus - 19%

Jose Fonte -12%

It's not the top of the league on October 20th cup but it's still a trophy.

 

[Warlordperforming]

Because that's what you said when @BlueLlama asked you where you emigrated from mate.

African promised land is where people all originate from under Haile Selassie I jah, vague term and English still not my first language

ETHIOPIA is promised land.

PM me if you want me to explain it more patois is my first language NOT ENGLISH

 

[Danny Ve Dito]

Can he play upfront in a two?

He is a deadly man for the ol long balls........

 

[Sapie88]

Because that's what you said when @BlueLlama asked you where you emigrated from mate.

Incredible scenes!

 

[ianefc]

There's always a few. I thought you were one only a couple of seasons ago

If this one is a WUM then I personally don't think they are the most obvious one. They have said plenty of positive stuff in amongst the net spend moaning.

I'd be gobsmacked if that's true. I'll check.

 

[marnie]

I've got a fridge full of ale waiting to crack one open to our first signing of the day.I can't believe I will be cracking it open to Kone leaving and nothing else FFS.

 

[Efcjake]

Boom.

Well played sir.

I went straight to the vaults the second they claimed English was a second language. If it is his second language then he has an amazing grasp on it. Frequently uses idioms like

"Purple Patch", "Begs the question", "Breath of fresh air", "Smoke screen", "Over the odds", "Bang on again", "Smash the glass ceiling"....

FFS, he started one post with "Errrrr" <-- That's a scouser.

He's got dodgy spelling in some of his posts but has no problem spelling "euphoria" and other more complex words.


He even starts a post saying he "presumed rightly or wrongly". It's just too much, doesn't add up.

 

[ham2]

Gaping holes in our squad am sorry to say.

Squad yes, first 11 not so much, will be ok till summer

 

[Bally8]

Selling John Stones so we could increase our wages went well didn't it lads....

*runs for shelter*

 

[Efcjake]

Thanks lads.

Dealt with.

I played this one very carefully because I didn't want to get told off for hounding a new member but it just didn't add up.