Mikeonlythebestwilldo
Player Valuation: £20m
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TheFinnFan
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BiggyRat
Player Valuation: £35m
windymiller
Player Valuation: £60m
Yeah, have a word with a couple of Bolton fans and ask them how that strategy panned out for them in the end. The club will end up paying that money back, one way or another. Saving the interest is a good thing but it is far from "paid off".
Huge Happy New Year guys from everyone here in Far North Queensland Australia....COYB....
6 in
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Massive window......
6 in
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Massive window......
I could always just ask a Chelsea fan if they think its a good thing.
windymiller
Player Valuation: £60m
Sometimes it works out, sometimes it doesn't. Not paid off, just saying.
Hallo mein Friends and welcome to a regular feature of this transfer window, "Goat Chats Wham", brought to you by Pepsi and Shirley.
Im not totally convinced we will sign a Keeper, I think we had our eye on the boy Pickford and his injury has screwed that rar up, you would think, I mean at the end of the window he might pass a medical, so I dunno, havent heard any other whispers of anybody else, so do we wait till the Summer and stick with Robles and Stickle? Or move for somebody, strange 1. I think if we move for a GK, Robles will move on.
We have heard whispers of interest in the boy at Villa at LB, coupled with the lad at Saints last Summer Koeman clearly would like a different option at fullback, whether that was fuelled by Baines and Coleman suffering injuries, im not sure, is he now happy with Holgate and Oviedo as back up? The recent interest in Amuvai(sp) would suggest not. I think if we buy a LB, Oviedo will move on.
Think we need a CB and I think Koeman knows we need a CB, no names, but whisper of VVD and the boy at Ath Madrid from Tom Mouse, tough job, for me there is a lack of real good CBs in the world, the art of defending has hit an all time low. I think if we move for a CB, Jags will move on.
We need a God damn number 8, please, baby jesus bring me a number 8 with magic in their freaking boots, we wont be buying that fella this window, the boy Morgs has a bit of magic in his boots and enjoys entering the oppos half, if we get him done for me hes a superb player and will slot into our midfield and bring us joy. I think if we buy Morgs Jamo will move on, you would imagine we have told The Clev and Gibson they would be better served moving on.
On the wings we have the axis of medicore. SuperKev has upped his effort this season, but the magic just doesnt seem there, Lennon will work all day and offers us a good option, but, well, Yalas got no leg and it looks very likely that Geri will be FORZA MILAN in the near future, which means we need a player here. The boy Deeps has some magic and I personally hope we get it done, its a massive risk and it could go many ways, but if it goes the right way, we have an utter talent on our hands, but, this is Everton, so expect news of his snorting lemo off brass at FF within 2months.
What do you do with a problem like Ross Barkley? I tell ya what you dont do, SELL HIM, thats not what you do, come on Ross, I love you.
Upfront we have Le Goalscorer from Belge and Enner Valencia, at some point I thought Valencia could offer us something, at this point I want him returned to sender, nobody can ever accuse me of not being fickle, sell Niasse and Kone for the love of Jesus, buy superfotgol, 2 Strikers needed, 1 a number 9 and a SS.
Thanks for reading.
Im not totally convinced we will sign a Keeper, I think we had our eye on the boy Pickford and his injury has screwed that rar up, you would think, I mean at the end of the window he might pass a medical, so I dunno, havent heard any other whispers of anybody else, so do we wait till the Summer and stick with Robles and Stickle? Or move for somebody, strange 1. I think if we move for a GK, Robles will move on.
We have heard whispers of interest in the boy at Villa at LB, coupled with the lad at Saints last Summer Koeman clearly would like a different option at fullback, whether that was fuelled by Baines and Coleman suffering injuries, im not sure, is he now happy with Holgate and Oviedo as back up? The recent interest in Amuvai(sp) would suggest not. I think if we buy a LB, Oviedo will move on.
Think we need a CB and I think Koeman knows we need a CB, no names, but whisper of VVD and the boy at Ath Madrid from Tom Mouse, tough job, for me there is a lack of real good CBs in the world, the art of defending has hit an all time low. I think if we move for a CB, Jags will move on.
We need a God damn number 8, please, baby jesus bring me a number 8 with magic in their freaking boots, we wont be buying that fella this window, the boy Morgs has a bit of magic in his boots and enjoys entering the oppos half, if we get him done for me hes a superb player and will slot into our midfield and bring us joy. I think if we buy Morgs Jamo will move on, you would imagine we have told The Clev and Gibson they would be better served moving on.
On the wings we have the axis of medicore. SuperKev has upped his effort this season, but the magic just doesnt seem there, Lennon will work all day and offers us a good option, but, well, Yalas got no leg and it looks very likely that Geri will be FORZA MILAN in the near future, which means we need a player here. The boy Deeps has some magic and I personally hope we get it done, its a massive risk and it could go many ways, but if it goes the right way, we have an utter talent on our hands, but, this is Everton, so expect news of his snorting lemo off brass at FF within 2months.
What do you do with a problem like Ross Barkley? I tell ya what you dont do, SELL HIM, thats not what you do, come on Ross, I love you.
Upfront we have Le Goalscorer from Belge and Enner Valencia, at some point I thought Valencia could offer us something, at this point I want him returned to sender, nobody can ever accuse me of not being fickle, sell Niasse and Kone for the love of Jesus, buy superfotgol, 2 Strikers needed, 1 a number 9 and a SS.
Thanks for reading.
Unsavoury it may have been and you could argue unfairly so, however on the other hand I can understand why people have become sceptical.
If you're willing to make numerous bold claims that eventually appear unfounded, then people will rightly question the validity of any claims.
I have no issues with @The Esk and I do enjoy reading and listening to his elegant and well thought out views on the progress of the club.
However, I'm not naive enough to take his comments on transfers, the stadium etc. as gospel and I'm sure that doesn't bother him one bit.
Mocking and harassing him explains more about those individuals than it does about him. If you don't believe him, then leave it at that. Easy...
For all the bashers, I'd just like to point out that there are just under a little of 10 hours left to go before the Esk has been proven right on another subject.
Just saying mind.
Just saying mind.
AndyC
Player Valuation: £70m
Saint Domingo
Player Valuation: £90m
From the club that was willing to partcworh 70 million for the illustrious talents of Bolasie and Sissoko? I doubt we're low balling after the summer.
Which is? A genuine request by the way as I haven't got a scooby do what you're talking about.
toffeejack
Player Valuation: £100m
I'd keep those bolded for the next year or so as squad fillers if i'm honest. Ideally i'd want 3 keepers and that would only include 1 of robles or stek, to go with pickford and another more in his prime, i have no idea which one of the two i'd like to keep. The rest like jags and barry can be kept as 5th or 3rd choices for their respective positions if we're in europe next season. They can all do a job so to speak as we can't go around with all our backups being youngsters.
In 3 years time though, none of them bar possibly funes mori will be here though, thankfully. Given their age and the inclusion of players like mcaleny, you can throw garbutt and browning to that list of those who can be shipped out and maybe tarashaj, but i'd like to see him have a chance first.
orly
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