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ijjysmith
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2 signing in 2 weeks with Clev and Niasse doing one. This as busy as we have ever been!
Fortunately we aren't (I hope not anyway)
ijjysmith
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I'm not sure the GOT servers are ready for this.
Goodison Groaner
Player Valuation: £750k
I think if we want him... we will get him...not sure he's on our list!
I wouldn't mind him to tell the truth, got some prem experience and not as big a gamble as the lad from Standard Liege.
No that's fine. Its your opinion.
I just wanted to be sure it was @GrandOldTeam and @The Esk you were talking about
..cheers Lou. I notice he scored against Arsenal in the Champions League. Interesting. I suspect there are on going enquiries with a few players now that the Depay deal looks dead.
He's just finished drying his mardy vagina tears from the last transfer window, not the sort of attitude I want at Goodison mate, Lukaku does enough whining for the entire squad.
..I would think the USM income will be of benefit for future windows.
After last week's debacle in the Cup it's time to reissue this
My dearest Everton,
We've been together for, what is it, 40 years? I can't remember just where and when we first met each other (I think my mates were talking about you before we met) - I'm sure you remember less than I do - sometime in the haze of the Swinging Sixties when you were in your prime, attracting all the attention for your style and looks. After a brief courting period in my youth when I played the field - you know, I was seen out with that one from Prenton on a Friday night a few times and, I shudder to think, I even went out a couple of times with that other one from over the Park - you know, the one that went down for that terrible crime - but I knew you were the one - the only one - the way you made me smile, the way you excited me so much under the lights when we met after school on Tuesdays and Wednesdays - you kept me out way too long as we enjoyed each other's company so much...
And yes, eventually, we got married - I worked away but I came home every weekend to spend all my time and money with you. You never once complained about that - you were happy to see me and yes it was good - especially after you apologised for your brief affair with Gordon and made everything up. We even had 4 little ones (well they've grown up now - what are they - the twins (Graeme and Andy) are 26 (born moments apart that wonderful May of 1985) and 24 (also in May, 1987) - Patrick, born in Norwich - gosh they've grown up haven't they - it's been a while since we've seen them - and even young Paul (1995) is now 15. it seems such a long time since those births when those wonderful moments were delivered. In fact you took to mothering them as well as old Grandma Catterick did with her 3 little ones (Alex, Derek, Alan)
But time moves on and we all grow old - we realise we've made mistakes and we can't go back. But we can do something about it - I'm sorry darling but I think you've been taking me for a ride lately - you're only interested in my money - you take me for everything you can and you don't give me much love in return. Yeah sure there's still the occasional spark - but look we've only made it 3 times in the past 6 months (plus we had that terrible row when we were out in Brentford) and, when I look at you next Monday night I'm sure you'll tell me you just don't feel like it and just turn over and go to sleep.
So what am I to do? Yeah I know that awful old Bird from over the Park is still on the scene - still pimping herself for anyone and everyone. But I really don't like her at all. I always thought she stank of p** every time I went round to her place. And the old girl from Prenton isn't worth seeing really. So, I guess I'll just try that lass from Australia - she's got more balls and, I'm told, keeps going for 3-4 days at a time.. So, Everton, either you buck up your ideas or, by next summer, I may well be out of here. You can forget all that talk of moving as well. Sorry I can't afford that new place - much less that place down hill that I've heard you talking about recently (was it called Champions Hipp?)
See you soon - I'll be home for Xmas,
Daniel
PS:I had a chat with someone and he reckons you might be going through the menopause. I think maybe some new medicine - sort it out in January - either temporarily or for a few years. Maybe you fancy somewhere romantic in the New Year - like Scunthorpe!!
My dearest Everton,
We've been together for, what is it, 40 years? I can't remember just where and when we first met each other (I think my mates were talking about you before we met) - I'm sure you remember less than I do - sometime in the haze of the Swinging Sixties when you were in your prime, attracting all the attention for your style and looks. After a brief courting period in my youth when I played the field - you know, I was seen out with that one from Prenton on a Friday night a few times and, I shudder to think, I even went out a couple of times with that other one from over the Park - you know, the one that went down for that terrible crime - but I knew you were the one - the only one - the way you made me smile, the way you excited me so much under the lights when we met after school on Tuesdays and Wednesdays - you kept me out way too long as we enjoyed each other's company so much...
And yes, eventually, we got married - I worked away but I came home every weekend to spend all my time and money with you. You never once complained about that - you were happy to see me and yes it was good - especially after you apologised for your brief affair with Gordon and made everything up. We even had 4 little ones (well they've grown up now - what are they - the twins (Graeme and Andy) are 26 (born moments apart that wonderful May of 1985) and 24 (also in May, 1987) - Patrick, born in Norwich - gosh they've grown up haven't they - it's been a while since we've seen them - and even young Paul (1995) is now 15. it seems such a long time since those births when those wonderful moments were delivered. In fact you took to mothering them as well as old Grandma Catterick did with her 3 little ones (Alex, Derek, Alan)
But time moves on and we all grow old - we realise we've made mistakes and we can't go back. But we can do something about it - I'm sorry darling but I think you've been taking me for a ride lately - you're only interested in my money - you take me for everything you can and you don't give me much love in return. Yeah sure there's still the occasional spark - but look we've only made it 3 times in the past 6 months (plus we had that terrible row when we were out in Brentford) and, when I look at you next Monday night I'm sure you'll tell me you just don't feel like it and just turn over and go to sleep.
So what am I to do? Yeah I know that awful old Bird from over the Park is still on the scene - still pimping herself for anyone and everyone. But I really don't like her at all. I always thought she stank of p** every time I went round to her place. And the old girl from Prenton isn't worth seeing really. So, I guess I'll just try that lass from Australia - she's got more balls and, I'm told, keeps going for 3-4 days at a time.. So, Everton, either you buck up your ideas or, by next summer, I may well be out of here. You can forget all that talk of moving as well. Sorry I can't afford that new place - much less that place down hill that I've heard you talking about recently (was it called Champions Hipp?)
See you soon - I'll be home for Xmas,
Daniel
PS:I had a chat with someone and he reckons you might be going through the menopause. I think maybe some new medicine - sort it out in January - either temporarily or for a few years. Maybe you fancy somewhere romantic in the New Year - like Scunthorpe!!
Gutted
Well done to Stoke for getting their man, he'll be a good signing for them
...and I dare say there'll be plenty of "I told you so" discussions over the next few seasons. It should be entertaining.
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