January Transfer Thread 2017

[Paul w]

joel for me with joe hart as back up

Somehow I don't think Mr Hart would go for that.

 

[Jags]

I Googled the alleged German lad he looks massive for a winger.

He did seem big.

Must be him haha

Nah but serious could be poo from him or the woman on the tills or whatever but ive told you lot all I know.

Could also be a youth player

 

[AaronTheBlue]

He did seem big.

Must be him haha

Nah but serious could be poo from him or the woman on the tills or whatever but ive told you lot all I know.

Could also be a youth player

This him?

 

[bluestevon]

He did seem big.

Must be him haha

Nah but serious could be poo from him or the woman on the tills or whatever but ive told you lot all I know.

Could also be a youth player

That German lad is a youth player, never played for Wolfsburg mate.

 

[bluestevon]

This him?
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Is he a hunchback?

 

[meatyard]

I work at Liverpool 1 Nando's, and 3 Germans have come in. Woman on the till asks why he's in Liverpool and the lad says he's signing for Everton.
Was a few hours ago and was with a bloke who could be his dad and another who could be his agent.

Said he comes from Wolfsburg. I didn't recognise him but a quick google says he could be Anton Donker maybe?

Take it or leave it he could have been chatting out of his bottom like.

THIS is what transfer threads are all about

 

[AaronTheBlue]

That German lad is a youth player, never played for Wolfsburg mate.

Unsworth did say he wanted to strengthen under 23s so could be for that

 

[MACCA75]

I work at Liverpool 1 Nando's, and 3 Germans have come in. Woman on the till asks why he's in Liverpool and the lad says he's signing for Everton.
Was a few hours ago and was with a bloke who could be his dad and another who could be his agent.

Said he comes from Wolfsburg. I didn't recognise him but a quick google says he could be Anton Donker maybe?

Take it or leave it he could have been chatting out of his bottom like.

This is exactly the sort of stuff this thread has needed. Good work.

 

[Jags]

That German lad is a youth player, never played for Wolfsburg mate.

Still coming from Wolfsburg ain't he

 

[tirion]

Unsworth did say he wanted to strengthen under 23s so could be for that

 

[Jags]

This him?
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Could be. He wasn't sat in my section so didn't get a decent look. Had an earring?

 

[AaronTheBlue]

Could be. He wasn't sat in my section so didn't get a decent look. Had an earring?

No idea mate, he was set to sign for villa apparently so maybe weve came in at the last minute

 

[dandydan]

I work at Liverpool 1 Nando's, and 3 Germans have come in. Woman on the till asks why he's in Liverpool and the lad says he's signing for Everton.
Was a few hours ago and was with a bloke who could be his dad and another who could be his agent.

Said he comes from Wolfsburg. I didn't recognise him but a quick google says he could be Anton Donker maybe?

Take it or leave it he could have been chatting out of his bottom like.

How cheeky was his nandos?

 

[AaronTheBlue]

This is weird. One of them weird transfers that is probably true.

Can't see it being a loan though

 

[kanie46]