January Transfer Window 2023

[Colonel Getafe]

Jimmy Pesto will never be interested.

Aldi Pesto. Hey Presto. Bryn from Prestatyn. The list of people Thelwell would fail to sign is endless...

 

[BainesontoastNEW]

Think agents and clubs use that Fabrizio Romano.

He's useless now.

Spot on. The man advertises on his Twitter for the likes of Turkish Airlines now, too. The respect I once had for him has long since dwindled.

 

[bluelife]

We will get Jeff Hendrick on loan at 8:30PM tomorrow.

 

[Connor]

Think agents and clubs use that Fabrizio Romano.

He's useless now.

In hindsight, should have been a bit noticeable that no Everton journo corroborated it for him

 

[neil999]

The bid being the exact same as the gordon money was very suspicious lol

 

[matty1878]

Been used to get other clubs out then

welcome to the champ guys

 

[NathDogg]

4 players…3 players…2 players…

1 player…0 player…Fabian Delph….

That’s Everton numberwang!

 

[Exeter_Gently]

welcome to the champ guys

Here he is the harbinger of dooooom.

 

[Colonel Getafe]

We asked him if he wanted to come mate, he said "No" so we put a £45m bid in.

In Bill & Kevin's defence, player transfers have proven to be a bit more successful if you remember to offer some money at some point during the process...... ?

 

[DRINGOSTAR]

Lets get Gerry back and create some chances ! his fitness may have improved by now !

 

[Tony’s Carp]

File that Gallagher one under the "Pure Bile" folder

Suspect he’s in on it. Look at the way he stoked the Mudryk deal now he’s trying to whip up offers for a player Chelsea want to punt. One tweet can make a club or player millions, you can bet he’ll get a tasty fee for his help.

 

[thorney33]

Bet Dembele smashes it for Soton for 3m while we spunk 50m on a ageing CB and third keeper.

 

[Connor]

welcome to the champ guys

Matty, once again, try and take a day off from Everton

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

Gordon money being used for new lawnmowers.

No new signings, preparing for the championship. Will have nicely cut grass though, best in the championship.

What are you on about?

 

[wainy]

More chance of Kevin Gallagher