January Transfer Window 2023

[wainy]

They will have someone ready to go, even if it's plan z. They'll just wait to announce it at 11pm so the fans will be grateful to just sign someone, whereas if we got someone yesterday or earlier today the fans would expect more signings as one player isn't enough.

Bill does pull out all the stops on deadline day though when he wants to.

Mate it’ll be Andre Ayew tomorrow. We are pathetic. Bill needs to do one the cancerous little leech.

 

[maccavennie]

The Board will release a few stories in the press that attempt to change the narrative around this window.

Do not be fooled, this is incompetence on a grand scale.

Farhad Moshiri, Bill Kenwright, Greame Sharp, Grant Ingles, Dennis Baxendale, Kevin Thelwell, you have blood on your hands.

RESIGN or you will feel the wrath of a 35,000 angry voices.

It is going to be BRUTAL on Saturday

 

[gazzaa2]

i know he is not Dyche's work rate player but if there is any chance we can cancel Deli's loan i would do it. Anything better than watching Dominic Calvert-Lewin pull up in the next few games and having to rely on Simms/Maupay only.

If we don't sign a striker the season rests on Dyche getting DCL back on top form. Lampard never did.

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

The terrace chant:

(Insert Board member name) - Your not fit to wipe my arse!
comes to mind

 

[TyphooToffee]

I think all the angst about the possibility of not getting any new players in can be offset by the fact that we have a manager who will get more out of the current squad than Frank did. OK, so AG has gone. Big deal, what use was he once he decided he didn't want to be here? I'm optimistic regardless of any incomings. I certainly don't want any last minute panic buys - look where that's got us in the past.

Obviously my optimism depends on not getting too many injuries though

 

[BenToffee79]

Surely this is the end game for this board
Gaslighting the fans , turning the media on its own fanbase making us all out to be the worst of the worst , now pushing us under like Jack off the titanic , your incompetence has killed this club

 

[GrandOldTeam]

Just searched for Zaniolo as reckon we're trying for him/to see it he'd any good.

Spotted this bit under "people also ask"

0 assists in 20.

Welcome to Everton lad. Your locker is over there, just remove the A Gordon sign.

 

[DanB90]

The first black player ever to be happy in Turkey lol

“Yeah the racism is a bit grim, but at least I’m not playing for Everton.”

 

[Alan0401]

Mate it’ll be Andre Ayew tomorrow. We are pathetic. Bill needs to do one the cancerous little leech.

He needs to get punted into the sun

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

If we don't sign a striker the season rests on Dyche getting Dominic Calvert-Lewin back on top form. Lampard never did.

Also a case of him not getting injured, something I wouldn't put my house on because it's a case of when, not if he gets injured mate.

 

[Melchizedek]

Maybe we're holding the Gordon money back to make the books look better so these will invest?

 

[malfosse]

Kev..

time to load up the free agents spreadsheet.

Even a free agent would take us 'kin forever.

 

[Fedlingen]

Just searched for Zaniolo as reckon we're trying for him/to see it he'd any good.

Spotted this bit under "people also ask"

0 assists in 20.

Welcome to Everton lad. You're locker is over there, just remove the A Gordon sign.

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He's a perfect fit!

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

The Board will release a few stories in the press that attempt to change the narrative around this window.

Do not be fooled, this is incompetence on a grand scale.

Farhad Moshiri, Bill Kenwright, Greame Sharp, Grant Ingles, Dennis Baxendale, Kevin Thelwell, you have blood on your hands.

RESIGN or you will feel the wrath of a 35,000 angry voices.

Bill searching 24/7 for the only billionairre capable of creating this mess - with Bill at his side of course.

 

[dutchblue54]

so what is left ? This Zaniolo guy, a vague attempt for Sarr and i would not be surprised if we try late for Che Adams. All quiet on Elanga.
#desperation time !!