January Transfer Window 2023

[whiteshadow]

2 and a bit hours

You'll be happy if we sign Ayew? lol

 

[malfosse]

Now could you just have the burning bin heading towards a sewerage works. The sewerage works next to our new stadium.
That would truly sum Everton up.
Thanks in advance.

 

[HappyJack]

Quite hard to take that someone like Moshiri, unknown to Everton and the city, together with a failed actor and halfwit is orchestrating the destruction of Everton Football Club. It belongs to the fans not some Russian loving scumbag.

 

[Blue peter]

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Fancy going to hooters tonight? I'm payin

Right - this is Finch Farm and I assume these ‘corridors of power’ have images along them laying testament to the mighty power of Everton…images to inspire and excite……is the wall picture to the right the pitch side image of when we beat CP last year and escaped relegation?

 

[Neiler]

 

[harris78]

The major worry for me is the fact we seemingly can't afford a loan.

Manchester United have got a loan wrapped up inside 8 hours.

Dont panic we will have four wrapped up in 2 hours.... this is Everton after all.... never in doubt lol

 

[buededw1]

The major worry for me is the fact we seemingly can't afford a loan.

Manchester United have got a loan wrapped up inside 8 hours.

lol we agreed a loan for Danjuma & just received 40m

 

[buededw1]

be funny if we signed 4 players now

 

[malfosse]

The gallows humour on here is genuinely good stuff. But at what point does it become unanimous, tangible anger? Because right now I am seething and I can feel my blood pressure rising.

They're not worth ruining your health over mate.

 

[Charlie Burnett]

Riquelme spotted at Liverpool airport

 

[ProZ]

BREAKING The fans have turned up with a bed sheet at Finch Farm

 

[everton1953]

Imagine the scenes at Everton HQ, like those in that movie the Wrestler. Tables with doctors and nurses ready for running a medical, lawyers and managers sitting iddling their thumbs, hospitality employees with stacks of Everton DVDs The Golden years...and yet nobody shows up. Not even Ayew.

I thought you had rowed away? Wasting time again!

 

[Muggins]

There are 4 possible explanations for this I can think of and I'm not sure which is the worst:
1. They've really tried and did all the right things but, given the many challenges the club is facing, no players want to sign for us.
2. They've accepted relegation is probable, and decided not pay over the odds to buy in more crap players who are unlikely to keep us up and will only hamstring or finances further as we seek to get promoted at the first attempt.
3. We really are in more of a financial hole than we realise and the money from Gordon was needed to keep us afloat
4. Everyone at the club is an utter imbecile who can barely manage to stay alive, let alone run a business.

I’m going to go with 3 and 4 together.

 

[Rich1878]

BREAKING The fans have turned up with a bed sheet at Finch Farm

With 3 huge skid marks on it

 

[Professor Toffee]

Kilbane, mcfadden and martyn incoming