January Transfer Window 2023

[m hart89 efc]

I wonder what will come first?

A) we sign a player
B) we win a game
C) we sack lampard

 

[billyblue80]

I wonder what will come first?

A) we sign a player
B) we win a game
C) we sack lampard

All three too late

 

[mahermi1]

I wonder what will come first?

A) we sign a player
B) we win a game
C) we sack lampard

We get relegated ?

 

[hktoffee]

I don't want us to get someone that we can't realistically sell if we did go down unless they're absolutely unreal and will keep us up by themselves. I'd much rather take the punt on the likes of Dembele rather than trying for "proven" players like Ings or Antonio.

Someone on Twitter said he doesn’t fancy relegation battle. I don’t want Ings and Antonio. We are supposed to play hoof ball.

 

[hktoffee]

Proper funny in here at times.

Would probably wind me up if I’ve just finished a 8 hour shift in work and wanted to find some actual transfer stuff and then have to fight through @hktoffee mental breakdowns.

My psychologist only gave me Brintellix 10 mg per day. I think the dosage has to be increased.

 

[BramleyMoore2024]

I wonder what will come first?

A) we sign a player
B) we win a game
C) we sack lampard

We sack Lampard

 

[dan7787]

If we end up with them two. We should boycott all the games. Some said in here a few weeks ago West Ham were under ffp scrutiny, but hasn’t stopped them it seems. 430mil in debt on spending over the last 6/7 yrs compared to our 250mil. I think ffp is being used as an excuse. The owner has probably said no more money, it’s generate from sales and that’s that

Moshi hasn’t got the money, it’s was clearly the Oligarchs money that is no more

 

[hktoffee]

Moshi hasn’t got the money, it’s was clearly the Oligarchs money that is no more

He closed the tap.

 

[m hart89 efc]

We get relegated ?

Ye was thinking none of the above and we’ll just go down with a whimper is the most likely option

 

[m hart89 efc]

We sack Lampard

Hopefully, unfortunately we should of done it weeks ago. If we do go down keeping hold of him for this long will be one of the reasons why we went.

 

[Toffeepot]

Hopefully, unfortunately we should of done it weeks ago. If we do go down keeping hold of him for this long will be one of the reasons why we went.

Could be...especially as some pretty good managers were brought in by other clubs... who could we go for that would be inspiring? The Dyches and Co. being said 'round here are just awful shouts

 

[Lanolin]

That’s the problem in my opinion. We don’t play hoofball footie. We play pep style passing with players who can’t play pep style. We pass the ball around the back and the midfield pass it sidewards and we generally have around 50% possession. Give me long ball, no possession and horrible wins any day of the week.

Their is no way on earth we play anything akin to Pep style passing.

Were just bad at everything on the pitch. Coupled with thick unintelligent inconsistent players

When Dom plays we end up hoofing the ball up to him more often than not. Ball gets to midfield then goes back to defence and Pickford before being smacked long.

Second only to Brentford for long balls this season:

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Both are true really. We don't set up to play long ball, which is why it's so ineffective. We set up to play passing football, so we pass the ball around interminably between players who have no vision, creativity, or passing range, before running out of options and so hoofing it forward. Then because we're not set up for it the ball just comes straight back, it's ridiculous. If we just set up to play long ball and pushed on to win second balls, have runners going beyond etc then it might actually work, but the current 'style' of play is absolutely useless. It's really hard to see any new signings making a difference if we keep playing this way to be honest.

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Supposedly Ajax and PSV showing interest in Danjuma.

 

[hktoffee]

Supposedly Ajax and PSV showing interest Danjuma.

The agent of this guy is like playing FM, sending notification to all PL sides, indicating his client is available. He won’t join Everton.

 

[Evertonthat]

Lucas Moura...
Everton's saviour or another spurs donkey cast off?