Toffe3m4n
Player Valuation: £80m
Yikes.. we have a non-believer here people!
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coollino
Player Valuation: £80m
*tofeenut
billyblue80
Player Valuation: £70m
In nut we trust
Everton Summer Transfer Thread - 2022
5, window closes next Thursday 7, so. Every day until the window "slams shut" has to be a working day for the clowns who run this club.www.grandoldteam.com
Confirmed Signing - Amadou Onana
Also get on the way his missus has already got onto the Park End Da's. I think that's his sister mate. She is also his agent.
Confirmed Signing - Amadou Onana
He’s 6’5 and has all the athleticism of a basketball player. Physically unique. He has everything to go to the top, let’s see how he reacts to the physicality of the premier league. The crucial thing is that from what’s being said and the general interpretation of the transfer that he also...
Confirmed Signing - James Tarkowski
yea. Kenny was offered new deal but he rejected it. Just a guess, probably the wage offered wasn't an improved offer or no guaranteed first team. I think is just offering him a contract is just cautious move as our RB is a bit thin with Nathan Patterson out injured and an ageing Seamus (I think...
Confirmed Signing - Dwight McNeil
He’s got a left foot so he can assist right? Nah mate. Oh ok well he doesn’t assist much but he’s at least got pace yeah? Not really mate, no. He at least scores goals? Not at all. Brilliant.
Confirmed Signing - Ruben Vinagre
Tierney can play both left and right He 'can'... But very rarely does.
I scroll down the page not knowing what’s going to greet my eyes. What a place this is. Absolute mental the lot of yas.
Hahaha killed me this Mike.
Everton Summer Transfer Thread - 2022
5, window closes next Thursday 7, so. Every day until the window "slams shut" has to be a working day for the clowns who run this club.
Confirmed Signing - Amadou Onana
Also get on the way his missus has already got onto the Park End Da's. I think that's his sister mate. She is also his agent.
Confirmed Signing - Amadou Onana
He’s 6’5 and has all the athleticism of a basketball player. Physically unique. He has everything to go to the top, let’s see how he reacts to the physicality of the premier league. The crucial thing is that from what’s being said and the general interpretation of the transfer that he also...
Confirmed Signing - James Tarkowski
yea. Kenny was offered new deal but he rejected it. Just a guess, probably the wage offered wasn't an improved offer or no guaranteed first team. I think is just offering him a contract is just cautious move as our RB is a bit thin with Nathan Patterson out injured and an ageing Seamus (I think...
Confirmed Signing - Dwight McNeil
He’s got a left foot so he can assist right? Nah mate. Oh ok well he doesn’t assist much but he’s at least got pace yeah? Not really mate, no. He at least scores goals? Not at all. Brilliant.
Confirmed Signing - Ruben Vinagre
Tierney can play both left and right He 'can'... But very rarely does.
A record of true hero status.
State of me saying we're already 6000% better now that Maupay signed and can replace Rondon.
It was at least 12000% better than Rondon as Maupay scored a wining goal!!!
welshtoffee
Player Valuation: £25m
Quite weird i have just finished a Tassimo Toffeenut latte , it was quite nice at first but left a bitter aftertaste, hope this is not a omen !!!
Shevin Keedy
Player Valuation: £35m
I took that as a veiled nod to Everton's bizarre team / squad building methodology; no thought being given to how components fit together or complement each other. The end result being neither satisfying nor nice to look at.
Come on Dan lad it's "runs wild on you" get it right ey.
Is @Toffeenut referring to TWO signings or TWO medicals for one player?
You're no one to argue with him PEASANT!
2 signings by the sounds of things
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