January Transfer Window 2023

[MikeH72]

Can't even spell his bloody name right!

I'm out

It all adds to the comedic mystique of the poster. I pronounce his name Toe-fee-nut in my head every time.

 

[ValBlue]

I’ll put my faith in oh great Nut and say we’ll get these 2 players by Monday. Even still, (and I know it’s not easy and we’re not in a great position) to not have them in place for Saints and West Ham…crazy

 

[Zeitgeist]

Have we any clues on mystery man number 2

 

[HKContractDave]

Is @Toffeenut referring to TWO signings or TWO medicals for one player?

January Transfer Window 2023

i am still not convinced about Danjuma coming lol. the only one i ma thinking can be done quickly is Antonio (wait till after the game), but not convinced Moyes will loan to a competitor. Moyes will loan him to us before taking charge next week. The reverse Benitez.

www.grandoldteam.com

 

[buededw1]

I took that as a veiled nod to Everton's bizarre team / squad building methodology; no thought being given to how components fit together or complement each other. The end result being neither satisfying nor nice to look at.

I can't disagree with any of this.

 

[CielosGrises]

I took that as a veiled nod to Everton's bizarre team / squad building methodology; no thought being given to how components fit together or complement each other. The end result being neither satisfying nor nice to look at.

Profound.

 

[Tony’s Carp]

Given the anxiety among us all I really hope they don’t delay any announcements for snazzy social videos etc. A simple statement and a picture with Dave will do.

 

[TexanToffee]

At this point I'll take any hope I can get

 

[The Nature Boy]

Have we any clues on mystery man number 2

Beto.

 

[Melchizedek]

I’m thinking there’s an incredible clue hidden in here, he can’t just be saying one down, sleep through the whole weekend then sign another Monday

Maybe there are bed related players we are signing next week?
Is there a Matt Ress? Perhaps a French Ligue 2 striker called Duvet?

I’ll think on it and we’ll get there

Duvet=Duvan
Sleep=zzzzz
Z=zapata


We're signing Fraser confirmed

 

[Exeter_Gently]

Given the anxiety among us all I really hope they don’t delay any announcements for snazzy social videos etc. A simple statement and a picture with Dave will do.

Absolutely....one big waste of time and effort

 

[Exeter_Gently]

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Maybe nothing but Rio Ave striker Abdul Aziz Yakubu has followed Everton on insta - been linked to him since the summer ??

Uwer

 

[mikel_88]

Not one but two by Monday

Thanks hopefully we get more from you this window

Beto.

Thought would have more chance being Sulemana with it being a loan deal. Be great if we could get both in gives us alot nore options. Then maybe try bring more in before the end of the window.

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

It’s called reality my friend, try it.

Snivelling? lol

Nah, you’re a sniveller though
Did you snivel last season also?

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

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Maybe nothing but Rio Ave striker Abdul Aziz Yakubu has followed Everton on insta - been linked to him since the summer ??

I love this stuff! I mean, how did you even find this?