Confirmed Signing Jarrad Branthwaite Signs

[Prevenger17]

I really like the look of this kid, great turn of pace, an eye for goal, can really spot a pass

 

[bol-uk]

I've had some exposure to the language... it's the worst accent on earth.

Break your heart did she?

 

[EFCPaul]

He sounds like a character from Red Dead Redemption. Quite ugly as well.

 

[zzr45]

Somebody start a ‘released’ thread early.

Followed by a ‘Why did we release him?’ Thread

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

Break your heart did she?

You jest sir... But I lived and worked in West Cumbria for 7 years. I was single for almost the entire time on account of the general populous being mouth breathing inbreds with, as I have noted, the worst accent in existence. I did meet my now-ex wife there, but she was (and presumably still is) from Birkenhead.

As a guide to the accent if I was to say to you "As gan yam", I would be informing you that I was returning home. A "spyan" is one of those items used to dig food. You may use your "spyan" to enjoy some delicious "cyak".

As an example of the charming environs of Carlisle, an acquaintance of mine worked for the CPS there, typing up paperwork. There was one incident where a man was on his stag-do on Botchergate, dressed as a jester. Him and his brother kicked some lad half to death because he (in the words of the defendant) "looked at us funny". Witnesses heard the brother yelling "dya it. kill him" but he claimed he then turned away and said "But divvint ga to far, like".

 

[MarkK1988]

now im "yer da" i dunno how i feel about liking someone called Jarrad

if he changes his name to Phil or something im fully behind him

 

[Groucho]

Everton has confirmed the signing of Jarrad Branthwaite from Carlisle on a 2 1/2 year contract. The 17 year old will join David Unsworth’s U23 squad. Carlisle say the centre-back is leaving for a substantial fee with bonuses and performance related clauses.

U23’s?

Poor lad. He’ll just rot there now and never be seen again until he’s 26, on his 3rd loan move and is looking to get out.

I see he’s a red which some blues on twitter are giving him down the banks for. He’s only 17 and just come here FFS!

 

[Groucho]

Break your heart did she?

You jest sir... But I lived and worked in West Cumbria for 7 years. I was single for almost the entire time on account of the general populous being mouth breathing inbreds with, as I have noted, the worst accent in existence. I did meet my now-ex wife there, but she was (and presumably still is) from Birkenhead.

As a guide to the accent if I was to say to you "As gan yam", I would be informing you that I was returning home. A "spyan" is one of those items used to dig food. You may use your "spyan" to enjoy some delicious "cyak".

As an example of the charming environs of Carlisle, an acquaintance of mine worked for the CPS there, typing up paperwork. There was one incident where a man was on his stag-do on Botchergate, dressed as a jester. Him and his brother kicked some lad half to death because he (in the words of the defendant) "looked at us funny". Witnesses heard the brother yelling "dya it. kill him" but he claimed he then turned away and said "But divvint ga to far, like".

On topic please lads

 

[Walken]

Looking at the squad he might already be 4th choice CB

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

On topic please lads

awright marra divvint beel eh?

 

[Groucho]

awright marra divvint beel eh?

No seriously.

 

[Walken]

I dont get the sudden hate, are people not happy because we dont have a Hibbert, Osman, Rooney or a jeffers coming through? Maybe the young talent isnt there, or it is there but in this league with all the money there is no time to blood youngsters.

I'm really happy at this

 

[Nymzee]

You jest sir... But I lived and worked in West Cumbria for 7 years. I was single for almost the entire time on account of the general populous being mouth breathing inbreds with, as I have noted, the worst accent in existence. I did meet my now-ex wife there, but she was (and presumably still is) from Birkenhead.

As a guide to the accent if I was to say to you "As gan yam", I would be informing you that I was returning home. A "spyan" is one of those items used to dig food. You may use your "spyan" to enjoy some delicious "cyak".

As an example of the charming environs of Carlisle, an acquaintance of mine worked for the CPS there, typing up paperwork. There was one incident where a man was on his stag-do on Botchergate, dressed as a jester. Him and his brother kicked some lad half to death because he (in the words of the defendant) "looked at us funny". Witnesses heard the brother yelling "dya it. kill him" but he claimed he then turned away and said "But divvint ga to far, like".

Watch your lip, sir.

 

[Brisan123]

Cumbria? Has he had your mar/sister @Nymzee?

Both if he’s anything like Rooney at 17

 

[Nymzee]

Can everyone please stop shagging my sister-mum.