2020/21 Jean-Philippe Gbamin

[mahermi1]

Heard he is taking an advanced course as a Lawn Mower operator at FF.

Well we bought him to cover every blade of grass...

 

[arch stanton]

What's the most likely injury if you drop an orange and trip over it?

scurvy?

 

[Bullens Rd]

Genuinely think he will never been heard of again. Oh well, at least he didn't look very good in the limited minutes he played for us.

 

[Mitch Ward's Minder]

Remember a few months back when his limbs were decaying. Might be a while before his legs grow back (Deadpool style) and we get to see him grace Goodi....sorry Bramley Moore Dock.

 

[sageyefc]

We shall remember him

 

[Jadubsee]

I usually scoff at the conspiracy-type stuff around players and injuries on here, but I do find it genuinely strange that we haven't seen any pictures/footage of him or any quotes from him in such a long time, especially as he's supposedly back on Merseyside now.

 

[MikeH72]

Cracking on for 18 months he’s been out now. Really not looking good for him, we need to hear a serious update from the club about where he’s up to, not more bluster about him being fit in a month’s time, he’s clearly not going to be. Just tell us the truth, we’re not stupid.

 

[davids]

Finch Farm treatment room.

 

[heatmeiser]

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Kevin-Prince Boateng – It's not such an embarrassing injury when your drop dead gorgeous girlfriend reveals the reason you're injured so often is because you're having sex seven to ten times a week. But it still ranks as quite an unusual explanation for a thigh injury and earns the Eintracht Frankfurt midfielder a place on this list.

7 times a week. Woah, some serious stamina to be banging his supermodel mrs once a day...

 

[DanEFC92]

7 times a week. Woah, some serious stamina to be banging his supermodel mrs once a day...

More embarrassing than falling out of your loft IMHO

 

[royalblue66]

Cracking on for 18 months he’s been out now. Really not looking good for him, we need to hear a serious update from the club about where he’s up to, not more bluster about him being fit in a month’s time, he’s clearly not going to be. Just tell us the truth, we’re not stupid.

Wonder if his shirt will fit.

 

[Efcjake]

Heard he is taking an advanced course as a Lawn Mower operator at FF.

Probably the only way we will get any value out of him.

 

[everton1953]

They are trying to fit a statue of him next to DD.

 

[arch stanton]

We shall remember him

who's that mate?

 

[Bluebirdie]

Says something when our moderators (respect) outnumber his Everton appearances!