Spadge Vernacular
Player Valuation: £70m
You are a dirty kopitelol lol lol
I may be one of the "Benitez 8" but guess what son I sleep soundly at night.
Benitez took something away from you and a few others the moment he joined the club, he ripped your soul into two and pulled your metaphorical heart out your chest.
You'll never get that back Eggs so dont pity me as I and the other 7 (or is it 8? 9?) Feel nothing but sorrow for a now broken poster / record.