Jelavic Injury?

[Waddy]

Typical Everton this. We get a striker who was fit when we bought him a few weeks ago, he arrives and it injured, ffs.
I hope to god that there isnt anything coming back from this rangers stuff, and the money for him didnt go straight into Wyhtes account or something and we dont even own the lad.

 

[davek]

Typical Everton this. We get a striker who was fit when we bought him a few weeks ago, he arrives and it injured, ffs.
I hope to god that there isnt anything coming back from this rangers stuff, and the money for him didnt go straight into Wyhtes account or something and we dont even own the lad.

I think this is us being done up like a kipper by those tvvats again. I said when we were looking at him that we shouldn't ever do business with a criminal organisation like Rangers. They mugged us over the Michael Ball affair and they mugged us by paying under the going rate for either Steven or Stevens when we had the Euro ban after Heysel and they had us over a barrel, and I wouldn't be surprised if this feller has had a nagging underlying injury - it stinks that he trained a few days and played 20 minutes and he's now crocked. That club are a shameless buch of cut-throats...as HMRC are demonstrating right now.

 

[Sylvain]

I think this is us being done up like a kipper by those tvvats again. I said when we were looking at him that we shouldn't ever do business with a criminal organisation like Rangers. They mugged us over the Michael Ball affair and they mugged us by paying under the going rate for either Steven or Stevens when we had the Euro ban after Heysel and they had us over a barrel, and I wouldn't be surprised if this feller has had a nagging underlying injury - it stinks that he trained a few days and played 20 minutes and he's now crocked. That club are a shameless buch of cut-throats...as HMRC are demonstrating right now.

The lad would have undergone a stringent medical by Everton people. If he had anything like you suggest, it would have come up and the club probaly wouldn't have signed him.

 

[LancsToffee]

SHow a little patience everyone!

 

[anotherbecksplease]

when fit he will be like a new signing!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[BlueNoseJim]

when fit he will be like a new signing!!!!!!!!!!!!

Last time I checked, he was a new signing! He hasn't even played enough to get past being a new signing. I can't wait for him to be fit though, he definitely knows where the goal is, regardless of leagues.

 

[Matt Damon]

Its only a hernia get a grip you beauts.

 

[Brennan]

Its only a hernia get a grip you beauts.

It's not a hernia.

 

[tsubaki]

It's not a hernia.

At least we're not hernia, then.

 

[Matt Damon]

It's not a hernia.

Yes it is. Its a weakness in the muscle lining. It wil eventually lead to herniation if its not treated now.

 

[BlueNoseJim]

I heard his pubes fell off... or something.

 

[Brennan]

Yes it is. Its a weakness in the muscle lining. It wil eventually lead to herniation if its not treated now.

'It will lead to herniation' is not a hernia. I will eventually die, i'm not dead. English, do you speak it ?

 

[DualityNSNO]

'It will lead to herniation' is not a hernia. I will eventually die, i'm not dead. English, do you speak it ?

Hahaha.

Will Damon answer though? Guessing a "no" here, or at least the answer won't be on topic.

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

He's not really injured he's just terrified that he'll never live up to Davek's expectations.

 

[Brennan]

Hahaha.

Will Damon answer though? Guessing a "no" here, or at least the answer won't be on topic.

Wikipedia/Fonts/Facepalm i reckon.

Another example would be a stress fracture of the tibia. It could lead to a complete break if untreated, but only an idiot would call it a leg break.