GambianToffee
Player Valuation: £750k
So we’ve written him off after an u21 game?
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YoboCopter
Player Valuation: £50m
the ghost of jason koumas looks better
Is he going to be the saviour all the hipsters have told us he's going to be?!
Noisy noise annoys
Player Valuation: £70m
Anonymous I thought then 2 lovely assists at the end
No, cos T-Rex won't play him.
Toffe3m4n
Player Valuation: £80m
Played well within himself tonight.. though that literally could've been a conscious decision to see him through the 90 minutes unscathed. An obvious 'minutes in the legs' kind of runout for him.
Played all of the first half on the right and most of the second on the left - then in the last 10 minutes he switched back over to the right and suddenly came to life a bit. Lovely pass into Beto for the second goal.
Played all of the first half on the right and most of the second on the left - then in the last 10 minutes he switched back over to the right and suddenly came to life a bit. Lovely pass into Beto for the second goal.
Simon Buttle
Player Valuation: £50m
Looks a bit short on fitness still
Osamabindiesel
Player Valuation: £70m
I don’t doubt the talent. Players either adjust to the intensity or they don’t that is what makes or breaks most players in this league.
Librarian
Player Valuation: £70m
Moments wins games
W84 Dum Freeze
Player Valuation: £1m
Recently cured of Hansen's disease, a bit purple after turning from red to blue.
More minutes in the legs Tonight.
Noisy noise annoys
Player Valuation: £70m
Hopefully just that
Looked like he’s lacking a bit of Premier League experience.
