Just saw this elsewhere. It's Joey Barton's "rap sheet":
2003/04
first red card of his career for arguing with the ref at half time with his team 3-0 down. 10 men go on to win that game.
Leaves City of Manchester Stadium in anger at not being named in the team.
2004/05
Sparks ten man brawl after hacking at an opposition player in a preseason friendly
Stubs out lit cigar in a youth player's eye
Breaks pedestrian's leg driving through city centre at 2am
2005/06
Sent home from preseason for assaulting a 15 year old Everton supporter
Barton undergoes 'anger management' and attends 7 day Sporting Chance clinic
Written transfer request rejected
2006/07
Signs new 4 year contract
Celebrates equaliser against Everton by mooning fans
Criticises England players, especially for 'cashing in' on the world cup. Defended by Steven Gerrard but criticised by Lampard. Says he will 'rattle a few cages' when he gets his first cap for England.
Arrested for assault and criminal damage to a taxi driver, cleared.
Describes some of Manchester City's summer signings as 'substandard' and Stuart Pearce bans him from talking to the media
Assaults Ousmane Dabo in training leaving him with head injuries and a detached retina. Dabo brands him a coward for his attack after he was struck from behind and then repeatedly beaten til unconcious. Barton is given a 4 month suspended prison sentence, also banned by the FA.
2007-08
Joins Newcastle for £5.8mil, protracted negotiations as Barton seeks £300k from City as part of the deal for not submitting a transfer request. Cites his admiration for Sam Allardyce as a factor in the move.
Following his move: “I hope they (Man City)appreciate the job I did last season,” Barton said. “Were it not for myself, Micah Richards and Richard Dunne the club wouldn’t have had Shinawatra, the Premier League and Sven"
Raises foot dangerously against Dickson Etuhu in the Tyne-Wear derby leading to a NOTW headline of 'Ban Him'. FA unable to act as referee had seen the act.
Calls fans 'vicious' after their criticism of Allardyce
Arrested for assault in Liverpool city centre. Punches a man 20 times leaving him unconcious and breaks some of a teenagers teeth. Barton pleads guilty and is sentenced to 6 months in prison.
Barton admits he is an 'alcoholic', and serves 77 days of his sentence.
2008/09
Barton appears to flick Gabby Agnbonlahor and the FA consider bringing 6 games of his suspended ban into action
Sent off in his first appearance in 3 months for a tackle on Xabi Alonso ruling Barton out of Newcastles final 3 games of the season and their fight against relegation.
Newcastle suspend Barton indefinitely after calling Shearer a 'sh** manager with sh** tactics' and the intervening assistant Ian Dowie a 'pr**'. Barton insisted he was the 'best player at the club' and that Shearer had to play him after Shearer admitted it was a 'cowards tackle' and that he shouldn't have brought Barton into the team.
2009/10
Barton only starts 8 games due to injury, playing left wing on his return
2010/11
Punches Morten Gamst Pedersen in the chest, 3 game ban
Directs 'lewd' and 'homophobic' remarks and gesture at Fernando Torres
Criticises England's midfield, calling Barry a 'teacher's pet' and claiming he is the best midfielder in the country.
And some of you want him to play for Everton?
Really?