anton66
Player Valuation: £50m
Depends on what way she came down.
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Jokes Thread
- Thread starter toffeemax
- Start date
Mate. Either way......
Had a trick or treater around she was dressed as Gloria Gaynor
First I was surprised then petrified
But I will survive
I’ll get me coat
First I was surprised then petrified
But I will survive
I’ll get me coat
I hate them calling around my place...got myself a Chinese last night and closed all the curtains and put all the lights out.
My lighthouse...my rules
lol
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
goodisonopheliac
Player Valuation: £30m
Liam Gallagher goes into a cafe and orders some soup. He asks, "You gotta roll with it?"
Just replaced my bed with a trampoline.
The Wife hit the roof!
The Wife hit the roof!
Seathestars
Player Valuation: £60m
Years ago I used to see this girl who would always smoke during sex, so I had to start using lube.
Seathestars
Player Valuation: £60m
My wife suggested that I get one of those Penis enlargers, so I did.
She's 21 and her name is Sarah.
She's 21 and her name is Sarah.
AndyC
Player Valuation: £70m
The guys were all at a weekend camp.
No one wanted to room with Bob because he snored so badly. T
hey decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
The first guy slept with Bob and came to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.
They said, "Man, what happened to you?”
He said, " Bob snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."
The next night it was a different guy's turn.
In the morning, same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot.
They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!”
He said, “Man, that Bob shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night."
The third night was Fred's turn.
Fred was a tanned, older cowboy, a man's man.
The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "Good morning!" he said.
They couldn't believe it.
They said, "Man, what happened?"
He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Bob into bed, patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night. Bob sat up and watched me all night."
No one wanted to room with Bob because he snored so badly. T
hey decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
The first guy slept with Bob and came to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.
They said, "Man, what happened to you?”
He said, " Bob snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."
The next night it was a different guy's turn.
In the morning, same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot.
They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!”
He said, “Man, that Bob shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night."
The third night was Fred's turn.
Fred was a tanned, older cowboy, a man's man.
The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "Good morning!" he said.
They couldn't believe it.
They said, "Man, what happened?"
He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Bob into bed, patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night. Bob sat up and watched me all night."
AndyC
Player Valuation: £70m
All eyes were on the radiant bride as her father escorted her down the aisle.
They reached the altar and the waiting groom.
The bride kissed her father and placed something in his hand.
The guests in the front pews responded with ripples of laughter.
Even the priest smiled broadly.
As her father gave her away in marriage, the bride gave him back his credit card.
They reached the altar and the waiting groom.
The bride kissed her father and placed something in his hand.
The guests in the front pews responded with ripples of laughter.
Even the priest smiled broadly.
As her father gave her away in marriage, the bride gave him back his credit card.