Jokes Thread

A couple are out and walk past a real swanky, expensive restaurant.

"Did you smell that food?" she asked, "It smells absolutely delicious."

Being a kind-hearted husband and something of a romantic on the quiet, he thought to himself, 'what the heck, I'll treat her.'







So, they turned around and walked past it again.

lollol
 

royalblue66 said:
Years back the road tax was every quarter,and for every quarter there used to be
a different colour,and one was a sand coloured one, so whe ever that came around it was on with the Guiness label, I was approaching the tunnel when a
scuffed jumped out, and said will you give me a lift to the other side, he was sitting there with this Guinness label just above his headand the sweat was ruining off me, he got out the other end and said "you need to take something,you have got the flu coming on.
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Am afraid I haven't a clue what this one's about
 


DrrnoZnU0AA-nmd
 
Man: "Thank you for that glass of milk earlier."

Sperm bank employee: "What glass of milk?"

Man: "The glass of milk that was sitting on your desk."

Sperm bank employee: "Oh my god."

Man: "What?"

Sperm bank employee: "You drank my glass of milk."
 

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