A JFK conspiracy theorist dies and arrives in heaven, where God is there to receive him.“Welcome,” God said. “You are allowed to ask me one question, and I will answer honestly.”Without hesitating, the conspiracy theorist asks, “Who really shot Kennedy?”God replies, “Lee Harvey Oswald shot him from the sixth floor of the Texas School Book Depository. There were no accomplices. He acted alone.”The conspiracy theorist pauses, thinks for a moment and says, “[Poor language removed]… this goes higher up than I thought.”
