NilSatisOptimum
Player Valuation: £70m
He is not human i tell you, just not human!
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Lifetime contract ASAP
Ring master
Player Valuation: £90m
I guess the outsiders now know how good most of the Everton fans and sunderland fans say he is,despite the odd few saying hes not good enough for us and we need new keeper etc
The worlds best keeper full stop
canuckblue
Player Valuation: £50m
He's piping the haters right down now. Hope they're choking on it.
toffeejack
Player Valuation: £100m
Head and shoulders above anyone else on the pitch, this is why I was buzzing when we signed him.
Kev The Rat
Player Valuation: £70m
Until he lets 3 in for us
canuckblue
Player Valuation: £50m
Behind a currently piss-poor back four.
Sling ya hook and be away to ya failing crypto.
It’s always bloody you. Miserable git
Toast
Player Valuation: £80m
He'd look like a giant in Spain.
canuckblue
Player Valuation: £50m
75b and they have a deal.
How about - let's keep hold of him
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