2018/19 Jordan Pickford

[longers]

Bigger liability than Joe Hart, I’m not even kidding either.

 

[Papa Shango]

He's like a Fisher Price version of Fabian Barthez.

Maybe we should get Michael Keane to kiss his head.

 

[Flynnthistle]

You do this at FT if you win the game, you grade A moron. Seriously needs bringing down a peg or two.

That was just after he made an absolute arse of himself coming for a ball that was never, ever his and nearly getting lobbed by Rondon as a result. Keane was raging with him.

Sums this guy up in a picture.

 

[Papa Shango]

Getting involved with the Geordies and losing whatever appalling levels of concentration he usually has.

What a 'kin disaster zone that lad is.

He's cost us about 20 points this season. An utter catastrophe.

I;ve seen some bad keeprs at Everton, but this feller is right at the top of that particular dung heap.

He has gained me about 20 pints out of exasperation.

Oh you edited it, that doesn't work anymore...

 

[PhilRegan]

Maybe we should get Michael Keane to kiss his head.

Probably kiss each others arses already so that's covered.

 

[lungo]

Bigger liability than Joe Hart, I’m not even kidding either.

Calamity Pickford and Calamity James must be brothers. When was the last time we have seen an decent english keeper. Gordon Banks?

 

[Papa Shango]

That was just after he made an absolute arse of himself coming for a ball that was never, ever his and nearly getting lobbed by Rondon as a result. Keane was raging with him.

Sums this guy up in a picture.

It's obviously a nervous tick of his.

As I said no need for looking for deep reasons for him being crap. He just is.

 

[fabricsince1985]

That was just after he made an absolute arse of himself coming for a ball that was never, ever his and nearly getting lobbed by Rondon as a result. Keane was raging with him.

Sums this guy up in a picture.

I don't think I've disliked an Everton player as much as him. Gives it out to defenders for minor errors, messes up himself an thinks it's a joke.

I'll revise what I'd take for him ... £20m

 

[macst]

Calamity Pickford and Calamity James must be brothers. When was the last time we have seen an decent english keeper. Gordon Banks?

Seaman? Martyn? I still rank Martyn higher than Seaman as well.

 

[eame71]

Sell or drop

Shoot

 

[Papa Shango]

Calamity Pickford and Calamity James must be brothers. When was the last time we have seen an decent english keeper. Gordon Banks?

Nigel Martyn?

Seaman was decent.

 

[Peely]

To be fair we would still make a pretty sizable profit on him.

If we sell him soonish like...

Yeh there must be a team out there that buys players at vastly inflated prices based on 1 or 2 good World Cup performances despite them being bang average???

[...Yerry Mina]
[Poor language removed] that team is us. Guess we're stuck with Pickford then.

 

[Papa Shango]

Seaman? Martyn? I still rank Martyn higher than Seaman as well.

Seaman lacked a bit of "pizzazz" but he was a tremendously consistent keeper. Did see him diving too often and pulling off boss saves as his positioning was generally spot on.

 

[davek]

Every scrap of footage Ive seen of this lad on and off the pitch screams wrongun.

He's barely on the same page as everyone else. He's so out of it it's an absolute mystery he ever became a professional team sport player.

 

[Rudolf Hucker]

Stek is 6'4" apparently. Will that do?

Pickford will never come close to Steklenburg in his prime. He clearly not the keeper he was, but I’d still have him in before this clown.