2019/20 Jordan Pickford

[TrixyStevens]

Spoofer.

 

[Toast]

Imagine being in the pub with your sunday league keeper after the game in which he tried to save the ball from way behind the line.

You'd say `what was that all about, you bang on it last night?'. Just for a laugh like, no malice, I mean
who would play in goal on a sunday morning for nothing.

He'd respond with comments like `I got disoreintated by a fit bird walking her dog on other side of the pitch'.

Everyone in the pub would wet themselved but when going to the toilet tell a teamate next to him `jesus our keeper is useless'.

We are talking about Evertons 35mill England goalkeeper lol.

He gets paid about £15k a day to be our goalie.

 

[Blue Magic]

Saw him on an advert for Deliveroo earlier. I’m surprised he doesn’t drop his takeaway over the floor when they hand it to him.

 

[bicycleheader]

Jordan Picktheballoutthenet

Maybe Southgate might stump up 20mil to buy him on a permanent to play for his national team

 

[billyblue80]

Sell

 

[Khalekan]

My sarcasm is obviously lost here lol

lol

 

[Ballly]

Shame on you all for bashing Englands #1. Check out this list of all the Premier League keepers. Our JP is above the worlds most expensive keeper

PREMIER LEAGUE SAVE PERCENTAGES

PL Keepers 2019-20 (Min 1000 Mins)	Save Percentage
Alisson	85.71
Henderson, Dean	74.68
Guaita, Vicente	73.33
Schmeichel, Kasper	73.26
Dubravka, Martin	73.13
Leno, Bernd	72.58
Ryan, Mat	70.94
Gazzaniga, Paulo	70.89
Ramsdale, Aaron	69.91
de Gea, David	69.32
McCarthy, Alex	69.09
Foster, Ben	68.14
Ederson	67.74
Krul, Tim	66.37
Heaton, Tom	66.02
Rui Patrício	65.52
Pope, Nick	64.15
Pickford, Jordan	63.54
Arrizabalaga, Kepa	55.56

 

[GwladysPhil]

Shame on you all for bashing Englands #1. Check out this list of all the Premier League keepers. Our JP is above the worlds most expensive keeper

PREMIER LEAGUE SAVE PERCENTAGES

PL Keepers 2019-20 (Min 1000 Mins)	Save Percentage
Alisson	85.71
Henderson, Dean	74.68
Guaita, Vicente	73.33
Schmeichel, Kasper	73.26
Dubravka, Martin	73.13
Leno, Bernd	72.58
Ryan, Mat	70.94
Gazzaniga, Paulo	70.89
Ramsdale, Aaron	69.91
de Gea, David	69.32
McCarthy, Alex	69.09
Foster, Ben	68.14
Ederson	67.74
Krul, Tim	66.37
Heaton, Tom	66.02
Rui Patrício	65.52
Pope, Nick	64.15
Pickford, Jordan	63.54
Arrizabalaga, Kepa	55.56

Jesus

 

[ExpatinBangkok]

He makes way more great saves than the occasional slips he makes in my view.. Plus given the terrible players we have in this team at the moment, focusing on pickford seems to be totally missing the point.

 

[carolinablue232]

He dove into his own net. No matter what’s going on, why did he jump backwards?

 

[Kurt.]

Could be worse.... we could still have Tim Coward in the nets

 

[GwladysPhil]

Hate these type of head patting accounts.

 

[robbie92]

Shame on you all for bashing Englands #1. Check out this list of all the Premier League keepers. Our JP is above the worlds most expensive keeper

PREMIER LEAGUE SAVE PERCENTAGES

PL Keepers 2019-20 (Min 1000 Mins)	Save Percentage
Alisson	85.71
Henderson, Dean	74.68
Guaita, Vicente	73.33
Schmeichel, Kasper	73.26
Dubravka, Martin	73.13
Leno, Bernd	72.58
Ryan, Mat	70.94
Gazzaniga, Paulo	70.89
Ramsdale, Aaron	69.91
de Gea, David	69.32
McCarthy, Alex	69.09
Foster, Ben	68.14
Ederson	67.74
Krul, Tim	66.37
Heaton, Tom	66.02
Rui Patrício	65.52
Pope, Nick	64.15
Pickford, Jordan	63.54
Arrizabalaga, Kepa	55.56

Thanks. Once again it proves to me he is so so so awful at shop stopping/positioning himself. One of the worst keepers we have had.

 

[Blueclouds]

We have to replace him if we want to win games. I mean stay on your line. Never trusted after that rs goal.

 

[Eagle Eye]

He is like a hyperactive jack in the box when there is any sort of danger around. No calmness whatsoever..