2020/21 Jordan Pickford

[Terrarian]

Did you mean damming or damning? The writer is a damned idiot anyway. Pickford (who ended van dykks season) is not as bad as he is painted. True, that we need a better keeper than him if we are to progress, but I would not damn (or damm) him, after all he is immortal cos he ended van dykk's season.

*Van Dijk

 

[BlueDraka]

Did you mean damming or damning? The writer is a damned idiot anyway. Pickford (who ended van dykks season) is not as bad as he is painted. True, that we need a better keeper than him if we are to progress, but I would not damn (or damm) him, after all he is immortal cos he ended van dykk's season.

Sorry never turned up for my exam CSE in English when at secondary school. In fact never turned up for any of my exams. Though I knew better.

 

[everton1953]

*Van Dijk

Oh jeez. What planet are you from? Can you not understand it is fun to make out that the van dk name is similar to a male appendage which the censors on this site will not allow to be expressed? I will try again, van Dik (minus the c) Get it? Give me strength.

 

[Terrarian]

Oh jeez. What planet are you from? Can you not understand it is fun to make out that the van dk name is similar to a male appendage which the censors on this site will not allow to be expressed? I will try again, van Dik (minus the c) Get it? Give me strength.

Your just not remotely funny mate, sorry

 

[everton1953]

You did not reveal what planet you are from.

 

[Terrarian]

You did not reveal what planet you are from.

Not the one you are from obviously space cadet

 

[everton1953]

Let me guess, you are from private school in Shropshire where male appendages were not disclosed. or discussed. Did you hear what one scouse penguin said to the other about which one (penguin) he fancied? "De one wid de beek". Lost on you again I suppose?

 

[Terrarian]

Let me guess, you are from private school in Shropshire where male appendages were not disclosed. or discussed. Did you hear what one scouse penguin said to the other about which one (penguin) he fancied? "De one wid de beek". Lost on you again I suppose?

If you are going to talk to me, even gobbledegook like this, you have to quote me you senile old fool

 

[Gilbert..]

Watching joe hart concede 3 for spurs tonight just reminds me of pickford. I bet the back four had no confidence when they see him on the team sheet.
Know the feeling.
Peas in a pod.

 

[number4.]

Oh jeez. What planet are you from? Can you not understand it is fun to make out that the van dk name is similar to a male appendage which the censors on this site will not allow to be expressed? I will try again, van Dik (minus the c) Get it? Give me strength.

So to be clear, you are a grown man, mocking another adult for a spelling error, whilst making a d*ck joke about someone's name. You see the irony here right? A 4 year old would say "grow up" if he or she heard you.

Grow up you absolute clown.

 

[everton1953]

I hadn't thought of d*ck. It got past the censors. I will definitely use it in future. Thank you!! Well done number5! And here was I thinking you were thick!

 

[evertondotcom]

Whisper it quietly... he’s been alright this season has Jordan...

 

[everton1953]

He might be alright but would we not like to have a better one? Preferably one with longer arms and legs. Not all big goalies are great but it is an advantage which our fella sadly lacks.

 

[TheBigIguana]

Whisper it quietly... he’s been alright this season has Jordan...

He really hasn't.

Kepa's benching means he is now alone as the league's worst shot stopper. That isn't alright.

 

[Bkk Andy]

Oh jeez. What planet are you from? Can you not understand it is fun to make out that the van dk name is similar to a male appendage which the censors on this site will not allow to be expressed? I will try again, van Dik (minus the c) Get it? Give me strength.

If I could give you a key attribute I'd go for intelligence over strength. You'd thank me once you had it.