2017/18 Jordan Pickford

[cromofo]

thicc boi

love the lad. we'll have a top keeper for the next decade

 

[goodisonopheliac]

Played well today.
He does have a bit of a fat arse though, so I think he'd be well advised to try and wear black shorts whenever possible.

Jordan's got a fat bum? I never noticed that, tbh.

 

[Woolly Blue]

Jordan's got a fat bum? I never noticed that, tbh.

Pay more attention in future mate.
It's not as big as Barry's or William's, but he's defo broad in the beam

 

[goodisonopheliac]

The only Everton player whose arse I've paid attention to is Mirallas, he has a fine pair of Belgian buns. Robles' Iberian hams come close though.

As you were.

 

[Axlswhk]

He catches plenty and when he does, he does it with confidence too.

Great to sit behind the goal and finally hear a keeper screaming at his defence that it's his ball.

I wish he can catch it consistently, or at least push it sideways.
Look at the best keeper in the league, non of them have this habit. Not even our 2 backup keeper. Not even Tim Howard. It’s something that can be corrected and improve.

 

[Connor]

I wish he can catch it consistently, or at least push it sideways.
Look at the best keeper in the league, non of them have this habit. Not even our 2 backup keeper. Not even Tim Howard. It’s something that can be corrected and improve.

You're off your swede fella.

 

[KaiserEFC]

I wish he can catch it consistently, or at least push it sideways.
Look at the best keeper in the league, non of them have this habit. Not even our 2 backup keeper. Not even Tim Howard. It’s something that can be corrected and improve.

If you’re a goalkeeper defending a ball in a crowded box, you just want to get that ball out at all costs, absolutely no time to try and push it in different directions.

 

[Milk]

Compare & contrast:

The Minge last night fisting Xhaxa's shot in to the net or Jordan's strong manly fist turning Pedro's bullet over the bar.

 

[Armaghtoffee]

Played well today.
He does have a bit of a fat arse though, so I think he'd be well advised to try and wear black shorts whenever possible.

Can’t believe I’m now Googling images of Jordon Pickford just so I can peruse his arse.

Damn my curious mind.

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

I don't think it helps that when kick the ball long the whole team bunches up into one corner of the pitch

Surely it would be better to spread out, leaving a larger sample area to aim for?

 

[KaiserEFC]

Can’t believe I’m now Googling images of Jordon Pickford just so I can peruse his arse.

Damn my curious mind.

If it helps, I was sat behind him for 45 mins today and he has love handles too

 

[Connor]

I don't think it helps that when kick the ball long the whole team bunches up into one corner of the pitch

Surely it would be better to spread out, leaving a larger sample area to aim for?

Always been the way Mikey - bunch up, get the flick and have numbers around to win a loose ball.

 

[Armaghtoffee]

If it helps, I was sat behind him for 45 mins today and he has love handles too

There is hope for me yet

 

[Rudolf Hucker]

That was a sublime display of goalkeeping today.

 

[marcus]

Learning fast is this young keeper....

Keep it simple no shows no dashing no flash saves......

England No 1 in my eyes kept control & commanded his box today with a couple of good honest saves...