Get Captain Beefheart in …Jose is very well suited to Everton as fan base. Edgy, unreasonable, loves blood and thunder. He would raise standards immediately. Chaos. Please.
The Mahdi is too humble... or not in his caseWe'd be like the Fremen from Dune.
Mouad'Dib!
Mouad'Dib!
Mouad'Dib!
This guy EvertonsAt war with himself, hates the RS, hates United, hates City, considers Arsenal "specialists in failure", hates Spurs, has absolutely no opinion of Newcastle even though their fans think there is a rivalry..."
Yup, he's perfect. Sign him up.