Transfer Rumour Juan Mata

Moomin · July 5, 2016

Ashtonian said:
Italian actually.

It's not even 9am and your vaped out of your skull already.

Seek help young sir.

Ashtonian · July 5, 2016

Moomin said:
It's not even 9am and your vaped out of your skull already.

Seek help young sir.

Bingo originates from italy.

Pick a book up once in a while mate.

ijjysmith · July 5, 2016

Ashtonian said:
Bingo originates from italy.

Pick a book up once in a while mate.

You read books about bingo?

I had no idea you were so well read.

Juan Mata

Ashtonian · July 5, 2016

ijjysmith said:
You read books about bingo?

I had no idea you were so well read.

Juan Mata

General knowledge mate.

Any news on mata?

KevMirallas · July 5, 2016

I'd really like it if Everton signed Juan Mata.

tim cahill · July 5, 2016

Jozzy said:
Your confidence on this deal really excites me mate! If everything goes smoothly and according to plan would you have any clue on how long the deal could take to complete.

He said yesterday that as things stand he thinks it will be this week, or words to that effect.

ijjysmith · July 5, 2016

Ashtonian said:
General knowledge mate.

Any news on mata?

General bingo knowledge?

Ibrahimovic has not I repeat NOT got Mata's United squad number.

neil999 · July 5, 2016

BINGO! i heart @Ashtonian

chazzle_dazzle · July 5, 2016

What on earth has this turned into, its gone from being Martinez in/Out to proper mentalism.

If Mata is away till tomorrow, should be movement before the end of the week - ties in with a few different people who said something could happen this week.

Chill.... Over to the witsel thread now about the daily star article

evertonfootballclub · July 5, 2016

Somebody get on the plane tracker.

Ashtonian · July 5, 2016

ijjysmith said:
General bingo knowledge?

Ibrahimovic has not I repeat NOT got Mata's United squad number.

general game knowledge. Like in WW2 they used to smuggle real get away tools in games such as monopoly for Allied POW :-)

Is this new united player any good they signed from dormund, and is he a direct replacement for mata?

Neiler · July 5, 2016

Feeling nostalgic,

mightymoyes · July 5, 2016

if united start pre-season tomorrow would mata just land straight from his holidays and head to training? doesnt seem practical to me.

ijjysmith · July 5, 2016

Ashtonian said:
general game knowledge. Like in WW2 they used to smuggle real get away tools in games such as monopoly for Allied POW

Is this new united player any good they signed from dormund, and is he a direct replacement for mata?

Do you play Bingo mate? Online or in real life?

Yes I'd say Mkhitaryan is a direct replacement.

zirc · July 5, 2016

mightymoyes said:
if united start pre-season tomorrow would mata just land straight from his holidays and head to training? doesnt seem practical to me.

Nah, he will parachute into the centre circle of the pitch, landing is a waste of time.

Also there will be guitars and pyrotechnics.