Transfer Rumour Juan Mata

[chicoazul]

Rofl lad??

Triggered lad.

 

[Walter Ego]

I went out with a girl called Rustle once.

 

[chicoazul]

I went out with a girl called Rustle once.

How did that go Walt?

 

[sageyefc]

Triggered lad.

Haha mate

 

[chicoazul]

I went out with a girl called Rustle once.

Was her surname Lee?

readies monster of GOT award*

 

[chicoazul]

Haha mate

Alright lad calm down. No need to fume like this.

 

[ianefc]

I might be a but smashed right now but has Dave Clifton from Norflok Nights said its in?

Who smashed your but? Mate

 

[sageyefc]

Alright lad calm down. No need to fume like this.

Say it

 

[Moomin]

RUSTLED.

Rustlers, that's the staple of the under 30's diet. When the first half of FIFA finishes they put one of the Rustlers monstrosity into the microwave and play the second half and after the game they shout down the stairs to their mum to bring it up for them.

 

[Walter Ego]

How did that go Walt?

Turns out she once wiped her bum on a crisp packet and her surname was actually Penny. Obviously I had to finish with her which was a shame cause she was a bit of a slag.

 

[chicoazul]

Say it

@bizzaro U WELSH TORY SCUMBAG I HOPE MATA DOESNT COME SO YOU HAVE TO CLIMB OUT OF ESK's ANUS AND RID YOURSELF OF FECAL MATTER YOU MULTIPLE TIME BANNED CAR CRASH OF A HUMANOID.

 

[chicoazul]

Turns out she once wiped her bum on a crisp packet and her surname was actually Penny. Obviously I had to finish with her which was a shame cause she was a bit of a [Poor language removed].

Wretching here.

Actually feel sick.

Why did she do that?

 

[Moomin]

@bizzaro U WELSH TORY SCUMBAG I HOPE MATA DOESNT COME SO YOU HAVE TO CLIMB OUT OF ESK's ANUS AND RID YOURSELF OF FECAL MATTER YOU MULTIPLE TIME BANNED CAR CRASH OF A HUMANOID.

He's in Dallas sorting out the situation and then going to be running mate for Trump.

 

[sageyefc]

@bizzaro U WELSH TORY SCUMBAG I HOPE MATA DOESNT COME SO YOU HAVE TO CLIMB OUT OF ESK's ANUS AND RID YOURSELF OF FECAL MATTER YOU MULTIPLE TIME BANNED CAR CRASH OF A HUMANOID.

Oh

 

[chicoazul]

He's in Dallas sorting out the situation and then going to be running mate for Trump.

Imagine Damo in downtown Dallas last birth. His anus would be twitching like a rabbit's nose at all the ethnic people anyway the lamentable Tory but he'd have fainted at the first shot ringing out.