Not Safe For Work! Just sawn my finger off...

[carlos21]

Hi, bud. You seen the state of @tommye 's finger?

Oh yes it is bad that like.

 

[Buckers]

I'm fine apart from the finger thing.
Home, feel OK and can still skin up.


Every cloud...

Thank F$¥k for that. How many seconds after you did it did it first pop into your head??

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Can you confirm whether the blood spurted out like in a comedy sketch?

 

[woodsyni]

Oh yes it is bad that like.

Unbelievably bad and he's acting like he's chipped his nail polish.

 

[Ducans elbow]

That’s nasty that mate, but sounds like you are coping well, that bid ciggie might help a bit with the pain

 

[Rita_Poon]

Had 2 cocodamol.
I'll be fine lol

Get the pic of that lass with the watermelon between her thighs...

 

[larbert toffee]

Just sawn a sizable chunk of my finger off with my skillsaw.

Ffs.

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Yaaay!!! ?

FFS Tommye, we're you trying to open a tin of Frey bentos or repair a toilet seat?

In all seriousness mate that's obviously a nasty one, good luck with your treatment.

PS come back @Ashtonian, all is forgiven.

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

Sake. Thought this was the fit birds thread and clicked. Ruined the mood tbf.

I squinted a bit and tilted the angle of my screen, tough wank, but not impossible 6.5/10

 

[Rita_Poon]

Christ on a pogo stick that's going to smart once the nerve endings work out what's happened. Put it in the accident book and it'll all be OK.

Hope thats not the nose picking finger or the one used to wipe your arse. I'd double wrap the loo paper the last thing you need there is a poke through incident.

Hope it heals well and quickly x

Imagine its the fingertip used to got through the plans and the fineprint when "the boss" has finally conveyed such ideas...

 

[tommye]

Thank F$¥k for that. How many seconds after you did it did it first pop into your head??

I was gonna do one for the drive to the hospital but had a half in the ashtray so that was a blessing.
Tested my rolling when I got out of A&E when I made one for the drive home

 

[Rita_Poon]

I drove myself to hospital when I opened my shin from knee cap to ankle on a mown can when playing football. A lot of red stuff came out. I squelched into casualty with a boot full of red, leaving bloody footprints behind me. Triage nurse put me to the front of the queue.

Score!

 

[Cellardweller]

Here you go @tommye found a self help video

 

[carlos21]

Unbelievably bad and he's acting like he's chipped his nail polish.

Can you send pics into my thread please.

 

[PKwalnuts]

Tidied up first.
Then told the customer I would need to rebook her job as I'd sawn my finger off.
Then put my tools away and cut up the 5mtr lengths of timber to fit in my van so I didn't have to tie them back to roof rack.
Then drove 20 mins to the hospital. ?
Then got pics as I waited.

Funking hell mate, can you DM me your dealer's number, that be some mighty herb

 

[Oddball]

I was gonna do one for the drive to the hospital but had a half in the ashtray so that was a blessing.
Tested my rolling when I got out of A&E when I made one for the drive home

You ok mate? I looked away when i scrolled down the 1st page- too squeamish, saw a flash out the corner of my eye though. How bad is it? Full recovery or what?