Don't worry, nothing can happen....
Not Safe For Work! Just sawn my finger off...
- Thread starter tommye
- Start date
- Status
Don't worry, nothing can happen....
Except your watch getting caught and mangling your entire hand, from the wrist down...sniff it, OSHA.
Mine is a mere flesh wound. I couldn't hope to contend with the master. lol
tommye
Player Valuation: £100m
Morning everyone.
It's OK, no more bits lost or damaged.
One of the lads in work has just got back from Amsterdam, good lad bought me a prezzie...
A lovely penis lighter.
However, now here's the double win...
It fits like a 'kin glove.
Told her she's in for the finger blasting of her life tonight.
Who needs Christmas
It's OK, no more bits lost or damaged.
One of the lads in work has just got back from Amsterdam, good lad bought me a prezzie...
A lovely penis lighter.
However, now here's the double win...
It fits like a 'kin glove.
Told her she's in for the finger blasting of her life tonight.
Who needs Christmas
chrismpw
Player Valuation: £70m
Tears.Morning everyone.
It's OK, no more bits lost or damaged.
One of the lads in work has just got back from Amsterdam, good lad bought me a prezzie...
View attachment 238543
A lovely penis lighter.
However, now here's the double win...
View attachment 238544
It fits like a 'kin glove.
Told her she's in for the finger blasting of her life tonight.
Who needs Christmas
The Netherlands.... a magical country.
Pootsy
Player Valuation: £25m
So we call you Dickhand now instead of Dickh**d?Morning everyone.
It's OK, no more bits lost or damaged.
One of the lads in work has just got back from Amsterdam, good lad bought me a prezzie...
View attachment 238543
A lovely penis lighter.
However, now here's the double win...
View attachment 238544
It fits like a 'kin glove.
Told her she's in for the finger blasting of her life tonight.
Who needs Christmas
Alanbileysfeathercut
Player Valuation: £80m
Can't believe there's no middle finger replies......Morning everyone.
It's OK, no more bits lost or damaged.
One of the lads in work has just got back from Amsterdam, good lad bought me a prezzie...
View attachment 238543
A lovely penis lighter.
However, now here's the double win...
View attachment 238544
It fits like a 'kin glove.
Told her she's in for the finger blasting of her life tonight.
Who needs Christmas
Pootsy
Player Valuation: £25m
Genuinely class thoughMorning everyone.
It's OK, no more bits lost or damaged.
One of the lads in work has just got back from Amsterdam, good lad bought me a prezzie...
View attachment 238543
A lovely penis lighter.
However, now here's the double win...
View attachment 238544
It fits like a 'kin glove.
Told her she's in for the finger blasting of her life tonight.
Who needs Christmas
He's only got half a finger tbf
The binman chronicles
Player Valuation: £80m
Is that a penis on your finger or are you just happy to see me?
My first thought. Couldn't have been better fitting!! lol lol
- Status
Welcome
Join Grand Old Team to get involved in the Everton discussion. Signing up is quick, easy, and completely free.
Shop
