Not Safe For Work! Just sawn my finger off...

[Rita_Poon]

Oh you silly sod.

 

[kev]

Did you put it in a bowl of rice?

Straight in the bin after the photo

 

[IrishBlue2022]

Nowhere near @tommye's level . . . but I'm just an amateur lol
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Ordered you some chocolate, hope you feel better soon.

 

[Calvin]

A spate of scousers removing their fingerprints. Well paint me green and call me a cucumber.

 

[tommye]

Oh ffs @kev

welcome to the stumpy club bro

The ladies love them yenno


Swift recovery brohim xxxx

 

[Rita_Poon]

greedy guts...

 

[Jimishorts]

Details please @kev

It looks like a very neat slice.

Samurai sword?

 

[Calvin]

Xmas is just around the corner, why don’t we get Tommy a set of Everton mittens

 

[IrishBlue2022]

Xmas is just around the corner, why don’t we get Tommy a set of Everton mittens

Fingerless ones of course.

 

[john jako]

Nowhere near @tommye's level . . . but I'm just an amateur lol
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imagine having the dogs ass in the first picture of you showing us you’ve lost the top of your finger haha

 

[Rita_Poon]

imagine having the dogs ass in the first picture of you showing us you’ve lost the top of your finger haha

kibble & bits... *

 

[maccavennie]

Bloody hell @kev

Don't know whose to blame for that but I'd be pointing the finger at the dog who seems to be walking off quite abruptly

 

[kev]

Details please @kev

It looks like a very neat slice.

Samurai sword?

I would love to say it was a skill saw like my hero @tommye. Sadly there was zero 'skill' involved.
Redecorating and Mrs Kev decided that new laminate flooring was required in the kitchen. I was taking up the existing laminate and was actually removing the penultimate piece (which was proving stubborn.)
I had managed a fingertip grasp and then decided to move further forward to get a proper grip, in doing so I actually knelt on the board that my finger was under.

I'm not the brightest button in the box lol

 

[john jako]

I would love to say it was a skill saw like my hero @tommye. Sadly there was zero 'skill' involved.
Redecorating and Mrs Kev decided that new laminate flooring was required in the kitchen. I was taking up the existing laminate and was actually removing the penultimate piece (which was proving stubborn.)
I had managed a fingertip grasp and then decided to move further forward to get a proper grip, in doing so I actually knelt on the board that my finger was under.

I'm not the brightest button in the box lol

Should of put it on the top shelf of the fridge next to the lurpak and got a photo mate

 

[Jimishorts]

I would love to say it was a skill saw like my hero @tommye. Sadly there was zero 'skill' involved.
Redecorating and Mrs Kev decided that new laminate flooring was required in the kitchen. I was taking up the existing laminate and was actually removing the penultimate piece (which was proving stubborn.)
I had managed a fingertip grasp and then decided to move further forward to get a proper grip, in doing so I actually knelt on the board that my finger was under.

I'm not the brightest button in the box lol

Definitely need to come up with a better story than that pal.