Not Safe For Work! Just sawn my finger off...

[lesbattersby]

That's a shocker, hope you get sorted tomorrow.

 

[DrEFC]

Seen a fella's nutsack opened up by a dog that attacked him in a park. An angle grinder shatter, and embed itself under the skin of a man's forehead, in a flap.

 

[tommye]

Seen a fella's nutsack opened up by a dog that attacked him in a park. An angle grinder shatter, and embed itself under the skin of a man's forehead, in a flap.

All in a day's work eh Doc lol

 

[carlos21]

Looking at mittens online...

Alright buddy anything I can do.

 

[blue to the bone]

Ya might be able to get the disability pension and retire!

 

[carlos21]

That's a shocker, hope you get sorted tomorrow.

Yo les.

 

[tommye]

Alright buddy anything I can do.

Not tonight mate, but thank you anyway pal.
You've got a good heart C ?

 

[carlos21]

Ya might be able to get the disability pension and retire!

Yo blue what you been doing.

 

[DrEFC]

All in a day's work eh Doc lol

That was a decade ago- in A&E, you see all kinds.
I'm a gynae surgeon these days ? (pretty repetitive)

 

[carlos21]

Not tonight mate, but thank you anyway pal.
You've got a good heart C ?

What about tomorrow mate.

 

[Muggins]

@tommye Christ mate, seriously hope you’re okay! Wow.

 

[DrEFC]

I forgot to say- speedy recovery!

 

[blue to the bone]

Yo blue what you been doing.

Hey Carlos. Getting sick looking at Tommy's finger

 

[carlos21]

Hey Carlos. Getting sick looking at Tommy's finger

I don't mind blood mate I have had 36 operation so I am used to it.

 

[blue to the bone]

I don't mind blood mate I have had 36 operation so I am used to it.

Hate it mate.
You are a hard man C