Not Safe For Work! Just sawn my finger off...

[mezzrow]

WTAF, tommye...

Hope you're doing as well as can be expected. Good thing it wasn't your action hand. Thanks for the gruesome pix, mate!

"that which can be seen cannot be unseen..." You're going to need some painkillers for that, you know.

Never dice onions on a sloppy wet board. Ask me how I know that. At least the knife wasn't plugged in. FFS, tommye...

 

[chrismpw]

Pics or GTFO?

Behold my kitchen towel and masking tape based repair.

 

[tommye]

WTAF, tommye...

Hope you're doing as well as can be expected. Good thing it wasn't your action hand. Thanks for the gruesome pix, mate!

"that which can be seen cannot be unseen..." You're going to need some painkillers for that, you know.

Never dice onions on a sloppy wet board. Ask me how I know that. At least the knife wasn't plugged in. FFS, tommye...

Cheers pal.
All good here, bit sore around the damaged digit but to quote my mate from Wigan, 'tharll be reet when thy's stumpified'

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[JLW]

Behold my kitchen towel and masking tape based repair.View attachment 184993

Chris id be more concerned with ye skin on your hands it looks like an old table tennis bat

 

[tommye]

Behold my kitchen towel and masking tape based repair.View attachment 184993

My usual first aid kit comprises of gaffa tape for minor cuts, mitre glue* blue roll and gaffa tape for bad cuts.

*for sticking flappy bits of skin back, usually caused by errant Stanley knife blades

 

[cocklord]

Behold my kitchen towel and masking tape based repair.View attachment 184993

Get yourself to the gyno mate. That's the most deformed nutsack I've ever seen.

 

[tommye]

Chris id be more concerned with ye skin on your hands it looks like an old table tennis bat

That workshop is a magical place where anything is possible

 

[mezzrow]

Cheers pal.
All good here, bit sore around the damaged digit but to quote my mate from Wigan, 'tharll be reet when thy's stumpified'

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Good to hear. The Jazzman and I are both recovering from the horror of the sight. We NEED that tip to do our binness.

You're relegated to the trombone, mate. Now you'll have to figure out where fifth position is. Good luck with that. Bit like Scott in the Antarctic.

I'll remember to be careful with that saxophone in the rain. FFS, tommye...

 

[ste d' indica]

Jeezus T! I go for me first holz in 2 years and this happens while I'm gone! FFS BRUV!!





















Not suggesting there's any connection, just pointing out what a nice time I've had while you've been off dismembering yourself.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Jeeeez Tommye!

Hope you're feeling better mate.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

I also hope you don't shave your nuts in summer.

Avoid the old Bic Brazilian whatever you do.

 

[tommye]

I also hope you don't shave your nuts in summer.

Avoid the old Bic Brazilian whatever you do.

Should be OK as long as I don't try trimming with the skillsaw

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

"Now that's a fingerblasting"

©GOT

If that hasn't been said yet, this place is going downhill.

 

[wainy]

Bloody hell, hope you’re ok mate!

 

[TowerToffee]

I did ask if I could video the procedure.
Doctor just glared at me.
I would like to record it though. Be an interesting watch lol

Take someone with you to record the procedure (discreetly)
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Ensure they have numbed the tip adequately before they start or your support companion may need to edit out your screams .