Not Safe For Work! Just sawn my finger off...

[The binman chronicles]

Blimey you need a new career, would say become an ice cream man (can't cut yourself on a 99) but you'd scare away the kids with your mutilated fingers.

 

[tommye]

Blimey you need a new career, would say become an ice cream man (can't cut yourself on a 99) but you'd scare away the kids with your mutilated fingers.

I'd still find a way to maim myself somehow

 

[Tramps_mate]

Stanley knife meet thumb...View attachment 228277


Ffs

Jesus Christ mate!

Number one rule my dad always told me. 'cut away from yourself..'

The amount of times I go to cut something, stop and change cutting direction. lol

 

[Rita_Poon]

I'd still find a way to maim myself somehow

 

[Baileys perm]

Haha smokinnn

 

[arch stanton]

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Ffs

is there a grown up there I can speak to..?

 

[bonsc]

Dont think you will be pointing with that finger for a while.

 

[Tommy Chong]

Reminds me of this comment an orthodox Jewish Rabbi once gave me after I asked him if he charges a lot to perform a bris (circumcision)...

His reply: No boychik, but I get to keep the tips!

*I'll get my coat...

 

[tommye]

Dont think you will be pointing with that finger for a while.

*thumb. Ffs.



Mad how much you use it and not realise as its just there doing its thing.
Typing on my phone is horrendous ffs

 

[maccavennie]

Did you need stitches for that mate

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

I'd still find a way to maim myself somehow

Sharp end of a waffle cone to the eye...

 

[Jimishorts]

I'd still find a way to maim myself somehow

Could be another south park spinoff.

' The adventures of Thomas and Phillip '

 

[LinekersLegs]

Oh Tommye, you lovable idiot - hope it heals fully and quickly x

 

[tommye]

Oh Tommye, you lovable idiot - hope it heals fully and quickly x

That's the nicest thing anyone has said all day

Thanks Legs

 

[Rita_Poon]

Could be another south park spinoff.

' The adventures of Thomas and Phillip '

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the hair, the hair.... ha ha ha !