Not Safe For Work! Just sawn my finger off...

[Ring master]

You did well to only do that finger and not the others to be fair mate, Well Done lol, i would have probably took my hand off, anyway hope you get better soon however you can

 

[tommye]

Added the nsfw tag.....

Ta mate x

 

[Ring master]

Lucky you had a supply of sawdust readily at hand

lol I like that predictable answer lol

 

[tommye]

Ouch ! I’m sure you’ll be fine , fella . Only Shame is there’s no Everton this weekend to numb the pain

Had 2 cocodamol.
I'll be fine lol

 

[chrismpw]

Christ on a pogo stick that's going to smart once the nerve endings work out what's happened. Put it in the accident book and it'll all be OK.

Hope thats not the nose picking finger or the one used to wipe your arse. I'd double wrap the loo paper the last thing you need there is a poke through incident.

Hope it heals well and quickly x

 

[tommye]

Unlucky mate. Very impressed your first thought was to get pics! Hopefully not too debilitating.

Tidied up first.
Then told the customer I would need to rebook her job as I'd sawn my finger off.
Then put my tools away and cut up the 5mtr lengths of timber to fit in my van so I didn't have to tie them back to roof rack.
Then drove 20 mins to the hospital. ?
Then got pics as I waited.

 

[magicjuan]

I have to ask if it was a misguided sex act? You know, a little bit Michael Hutchence, a touche Tulisa?

 

[tommye]

Possibly the only time anyone on here, would‘ve sought out the advice of @Ashtonian

 

[chrismpw]

Tidied up first.
Then told the customer I would need to rebook her job as I'd sawn my finger off.
Then put my tools away and cut up the 5mtr lengths of timber to fit in my van so I didn't have to tie them back to roof rack.
Then drove 20 mins to the hospital. ?
Then got pics as I waited.

I drove myself to hospital when I opened my shin from knee cap to ankle on a mown can when playing football. A lot of red stuff came out. I squelched into casualty with a boot full of red, leaving bloody footprints behind me. Triage nurse put me to the front of the queue.

 

[magicjuan]

Had 2 cocodamol.
I'll be fine lol

Wire brush and dettol. Careful of infection.

 

[Cellardweller]

Just about to eat my dinner. Cheers mate ?

Not sausages I hope

 

[tommye]

I drove myself to hospital when I opened my shin from knee cap to ankle on a mown can when playing football. A lot of red stuff came out. I squelched into casualty with a boot full of red, leaving bloody footprints behind me. Triage nurse put me to the front of the queue.

Same here.
The girl at reception wasn't impressed when I showed her the damage.
Nurse took me through about 5 seconds later ?

 

[Amokachi1995]

Tidied up first.
Then told the customer I would need to rebook her job as I'd sawn my finger off.
Then put my tools away and cut up the 5mtr lengths of timber to fit in my van so I didn't have to tie them back to roof rack.
Then drove 20 mins to the hospital. ?
Then got pics as I waited.

Reckon I would have soiled myself then started crying...

 

[tommye]

Not sausages I hope

I hope one's a chipolata

 

[tommye]

...and cut up the 5mtr lengths of timber to fit in my van so I didn't have to tie them back to roof rack.

...and yes, I cut it with the skillsaw I'd just mangled my finger with.