My whole life I've told myself I like pizza. Then, on reflection and thanks to the wisdom of other GOT posters it turns out I probably prefer kebabs.
I've been disappointed more often by pizza than almost anything (no lazy Everton jokes here, friends, just good honest food comparison through the medium of expectations). I can't remember ever being let down by a kebab.
Now, a good pizza is food from the Gods, but a bad pizza is a rank bad crushing blow to your soul. Whereas a kebab rocks up and delivers a consistent 7 out of 10 dining experience.
Of course, in the context of various ownership groups being challenged by fans of some of the most storied clubs in English football - and Spurs - it's time that we, the People's Club, guardians of the game answer this question:
Do you really prefer the rollercoaster ride that is pizza or are you happier with the consistent effort of a kebab?
I've been disappointed more often by pizza than almost anything (no lazy Everton jokes here, friends, just good honest food comparison through the medium of expectations). I can't remember ever being let down by a kebab.
Now, a good pizza is food from the Gods, but a bad pizza is a rank bad crushing blow to your soul. Whereas a kebab rocks up and delivers a consistent 7 out of 10 dining experience.
Of course, in the context of various ownership groups being challenged by fans of some of the most storied clubs in English football - and Spurs - it's time that we, the People's Club, guardians of the game answer this question:
Do you really prefer the rollercoaster ride that is pizza or are you happier with the consistent effort of a kebab?