Kenwyne Jones

[riddick]

Ive said it before, it seems that Martinez' transfers are in the press a looooong time before they sign. Kenwyne ****ing Jones? The whole 'trust the manager' reallly being put to the test there.

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

 

[alexdunne]

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mmowEGOfXE4 Obligatory Youtube video. BEAST

 

[meatyard]

when's the last time we scored from a header....

 

[Portland Toffee]

jesus, bry

Some of the comments he has got hahaha

And that Vine video, he won't want to come anyway after the Everton fans have thoroughly internet raped him on there!

 

[Khalekan]

People are quick to dismiss paper talk of Barkley going to United for £50m, so why the eagerness to fume about some equally ridiculous rumour ?

It's like people are desperate to be unhappy. It's dead weird.

Spot on, Mr. B.

But that's the way it is round these parts.

I remember a boy posting the day that we beat Fulham 4-1 that hes was "so angry with the performance" the he "walked out" the ground when it was still 3-1.

Round here, every silver lining is attached to a great big dark cloud :blink:

 

[bainesontoast]

He reminds me of Anichebe so much. Sulker? Check. Lazy? Check. Never quite managed to take full advantage of having the physical traits other strikers would die for? Check.

 

[radiostar]

FFS Roberto this isnt the type of player we want/need.

I suppose he might be thinking a direct replacement for Lukaku's power but lets be honest jones is a poor mans heskey.

Doubt Martinez would really want this type of player - he would want technical players. Maybe the board have gone over his head on this one?

Hope it doesnt happen.

 

[marsh]

when's the last time we scored from a header....

Lukaku in the Derby?
Or Barry v Fulham was it?

 

[marsh]

He reminds me of Anichebe so much. Sulker? Check. Lazy? Check. Never quite managed to take full advantage of having the physical traits other strikers would die for? Check.

Crap. CHECK!

 

[Raymondo077]

when's the last time we scored from a header....

Duncan ?

Messing!

 

[blue4eva77]

But but he looks like lukaku....

Get him in

 

[Elong]

You know this isn't happening right? Right?

Some people just love a moan.

 

[mawders]

There's too much mainstream media buzz about him joining us now for it to be an airy rumour.

Looks like he's burnt his bridges at Stoke, and we're desperate for a squad striker on the cheap:

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/jan/13/everton-signing-kenwyne-jones-stoke-city


Better than Jelavic?

Is this the sole source of your "media buzz" claim? A random article with no quotes from either club...not even a "source close to the club".

Won't happen in a million years.

 

[USABlue]

doubt we'll sign him tbh. everyone takes everything to the extreme here i've noticed lol