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King of cocktails

Either a long island iced tea, or an espresso martini for me šŸ‘Œ
You used to be able to ā€œupgradeā€ a pitcher of Long Island iced tea to a ā€œgodfatherā€ in Wetherspoons where I think they put a load of whiskey in it. Anyway if you drank one of them you were liable to wake up in a different country/be barred from every reputable establishment in town/find out youā€™ve alienated yourself from every member of the opposite sex youā€™ve ever met
 

Had a few too many mojitos last time I was in laandon, I remember clinging onto the bar in some hoity toity place daan soho way

Ended up getting robbed twice on my way back to the hotel

My own fault I suppose

Can't even look at a lime these days
ā€œlike I told the last bloke who just tried to mug me, I donā€™t have any money for you because Iā€™m out in Soho. Maybe try somewhere a bit cheaper mateā€
 

Moscow Mule....easily the best cocktail I have ever had, I make them and drink them at home, and I order them when I'm out. If the bar/pub/restaurant doesn't have ginger beer, I order a glass of water. My preferred vodka is Stolichnaya.
Seconded.
Vodka, fresh lime juice, (good) ginger beer, ice - lots of. Be careful, creeps up on you like a hungry Jaguar and when it gets its claws in it's over.
 
I literally told the second guy that id just been done, but it didn't stop him - he made off with my loose change
London is another level mate youā€™re not safe from it anywhere. Iā€™m so glad I no longer work there.

In my old job I went out in Soho with a load of guys from much more ā€œmoniedā€ backgrounds than me thinking I was the big ticket. Ended up dropping Ā£300 on drinks (we werenā€™t doing rounds) and I wasnā€™t even that pissed. Never again.
 
You used to be able to ā€œupgradeā€ a pitcher of Long Island iced tea to a ā€œgodfatherā€ in Wetherspoons where I think they put a load of whiskey in it. Anyway if you drank one of them you were liable to wake up in a different country/be barred from every reputable establishment in town/find out youā€™ve alienated yourself from every member of the opposite sex youā€™ve ever met
They are strong as!! I might have to check if they still do the Godfather, or I could just put in a couple of shots of whisky myself. I'm off on holiday in 2 weeks, so I'm sure I will have a few of them and make a complete tit out of myself in another country šŸ˜€
 

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