But this is Landon Donovan we're talking about here. There should be 24/7 updates on him.
01:00 Landon's sleeping
08:00 Landon's eats his Corn Pops
09:00 Landon arrives for training
10:00 Landon pulls his hamstring during light warmups
...well it's Everton isn't it?
I was thinking more of
11:00pm - Landon goes to bed after watching 24 on Sky One
11:32pm - Landon goes to sleep
12:07am - Landon moves slightly in his sleep
03:04am - Landon gets up for some milk and a ham and pineapple pizza
03:35am - Landon eats his Pineapple Pizza and drinks his milk.
04:37am - Landon sits down to watch Television
04:40am - Landon turns to the Babestation channel
04:41am - Landon starts to masterbate (Pictures included)
04:41am - Landon has finished masterbating
04:45am - Landon goes back up to bed
04:51am - Landon is asleep
06:07am - Landon awakes
06:08am - Landon puts on PJ's
06:11am - Landon goes down for some cereal
06:20am - Landon finishes his cereal and is getting dressed
06:21am - Landon cleans semen off the sofa before getting dressed any further
06:28am - Landon has finished cleaning his semen and putting his clothes on
06:36am - Landon takes to the toilet for a [Poor language removed] whilst grabbing the 'Hello' mag.
06:41am - Landon finishes his [Poor language removed].
06:42am - Landon leaves the bathroom.
06:44am - Landon realizes he hasn't wiped his arse.
06:45am - Landon wipes his arse.
06:47am - Landon leaves to training
06:56am - Landon is stuck in snow
07:05am - Landon injures back shoveling snow.
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09:08am - Landon Donovan is ruled out for 3 months due to a back injury.