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Last Film You Watched

Bank holiday round up.
'Inside man' Film4 9pm
'Mad Max beyond Thunderdome' ITV4 10pm
'Lethal weapon II' 5Action 9pm
'Jeepers Creepers' Legend xtra 9pm
'Blind Fury' Legend 9pm
'Heat' Great! Movies 9pm

Your living room must look like the MGM trying to watch them all at the same time.

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Fall Guy - If you don't like this you're a tedious bore who's allergic to fun and doesn't deserve nice things.

Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time - I knew it was going to be bad, and it was probably about as terrible as you would expect. Script/tone is a bit all over the place - some characters are in a serious action film, but Alfred Molina's character seems to be in some Life of Brian pastiche. Also not sure why Jake Gyllenhaal, an American playing a Persian, is using an English accent. Some of the effects with the dagger were quite cool tho. Oh, and the weird guy from Coupling is actually quite good as the Prince/King!
 
IF - Not the film I was expecting. UP vibes for the first part, then sort of slows right down in the middle and almost doesn't know what to do, before a big emotional shift for the end. If they improved on the middle it could have been a really good film. Still worth watching, but it's not the full of laughs action animation the trailer (and cast) suggests.
Gave the kids the choice to watch this or BTTF at the cinema yesterday. They chose BTTF after giving the trailer a gander.
 

Your living room must look like the MGM trying to watch them all at the same time.

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Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time - I knew it was going to be bad, and it was probably about as terrible as you would expect. Script/tone is a bit all over the place - some characters are in a serious action film, but Alfred Molina's character seems to be in some Life of Brian pastiche. Also not sure why Jake Gyllenhaal, an American playing a Persian, is using an English accent. Some of the effects with the dagger were quite cool tho. Oh, and the weird guy from Coupling is actually quite good as the Prince/King!
All valid points.

But Gemma Arterton looks decent as the spoiled brat.

So that's something.
 

Star Trek II - Wrath Of Khan
Excellent. Ricardo Montalban hits the bullworker, goes full Peter Stringfellow then puts mind control slugs in people's ears.

Star Trek III - The Search For Spock
Excellent. Christopher Lloyd plays the baddie so you end up with a Klingon that sounds like Doc Emmett Brown. And you get to see Kirk's swinging bachelor pad at the start of what is obviously gonna be a massive space cocaine party until Spock's dad comes along and puts a massive downer on things.

Star Trek IV - The Voyage Home
Excellent. Spock knocks out a middle aged fat punk and then goes swimming with whales in short shorts. Kirk gets completely friend-zoned at the end.
 
Star Trek II - Wrath Of Khan
Excellent. Ricardo Montalban hits the bullworker, goes full Peter Stringfellow then puts mind control slugs in people's ears.

Star Trek III - The Search For Spock
Excellent. Christopher Lloyd plays the baddie so you end up with a Klingon that sounds like Doc Emmett Brown. And you get to see Kirk's swinging bachelor pad at the start of what is obviously gonna be a massive space cocaine party until Spock's dad comes along and puts a massive downer on things.

Star Trek IV - The Voyage Home
Excellent. Spock knocks out a middle aged fat punk and then goes swimming with whales in short shorts. Kirk gets completely friend-zoned at the end.

lol lol lol
 
Star Trek II - Wrath Of Khan
Excellent. Ricardo Montalban hits the bullworker, goes full Peter Stringfellow then puts mind control slugs in people's ears.

Star Trek III - The Search For Spock
Excellent. Christopher Lloyd plays the baddie so you end up with a Klingon that sounds like Doc Emmett Brown. And you get to see Kirk's swinging bachelor pad at the start of what is obviously gonna be a massive space cocaine party until Spock's dad comes along and puts a massive downer on things.

Star Trek IV - The Voyage Home
Excellent. Spock knocks out a middle aged fat punk and then goes swimming with whales in short shorts. Kirk gets completely friend-zoned at the end.
Currently rewatching the Xmen saga, but this makes me want to do Star Trek next.
 

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