Leicester City v Everton. 16th August at 15.00.

[TomDixie]

If by bang average you mean a bang average premier league side I'd be delighted with that. Better than being too good for the championship

Looking at the lineup you can put out, your aim should simply be surviving relegation rather than being an average Prem side. Stay up, build from there.

I'm sure you'll put up a right scrap on Saturday and you might nick a result.

I think its the fact that you have Dave Nugent upfront mate.

lol

I hope the lad has a good season, what with him being a blue

 

[Azzurri]

I'm not entirely sure what stage some of our players are at with their recovery but assuming Just Knockaert and Albrighton are injured I'd say it could be


Schmeichel

De laet
Morgan
Moore
Schlupp

Mahrez
Drinkwater
James
Vardy

Nugent
Ulloa

How can you argue that's not bang average?

Not one of them outfield players would make our bench.

 

[Jimmy Flangemoth]

I'm not entirely sure what stage some of our players are at with their recovery but assuming Just Knockaert and Albrighton are injured I'd say it could be


Schmeichel

De laet
Morgan
Moore
Schlupp

Mahrez
Drinkwater
James
Vardy

Nugent
Ulloa

I remember buying a can of that in Aldi.

 

[Ihaters]

Know your only joking but I hate that sort of attitude mate, it's the sort you get top hat city and Utd fans coming on here talking up barkley etc.

Unless he's out of contract we wouldn't have a chance I suspect. 28mil on Lukaku, 4-5 on Besic, can't see us buying anyone quality from here on in
Like you said mate, just joking.

 

[Azzurri]

I actually read this one, @chicoazul. It was good. Gold star.

 

[FOXINPEACE]

How can you argue that's not bang average?

Not one of them outfield players would make our bench.

Because to you they're just names, I watch them play week in week out and base my opinions on that.

And sorry I didn't realise our players ambition should be to get on the Everton bench.

 

[Azzurri]

Because to you they're just names, I watch them play week in week out and base my opinions on that.

And sorry I didn't realise our players ambition should be to get on the Everton bench.

I have seen a lot of them actually for a couple of reasons, so they're not just names like.

I'm not saying that, as it shouldn't be of course, but define bang average. Because they're definitely not bang average championship players as last season showed, but as Premier League goes you'd have to say they're not even that.

 

[Ihaters]

I'm not entirely sure what stage some of our players are at with their recovery but assuming Just Knockaert and Albrighton are injured I'd say it could be


Schmeichel

De laet
Morgan
Moore
Schlupp

Mahrez
Drinkwater
James
Vardy

Nugent
Ulloa

I know barely any of those, so literally have no idea how good they are, but over 100 points just one league below us suggests you're team needs to be treated with a bit of respect.
Personally I hope you do well, starting from your second game of the season of course.
Think it'll be a hard season for you though and I think you may be surprised at how many games you'll lose that you really didn't deserve to, just because Premier League strikers are used to being under pressure from premier league defenders.
Not saying yours won't score, but I suspect they will find it much harder than even lesser strikers that are used to the tempo in this league.

That being said, we'll give you some very simple chances for no reason if last season is anything to go by, but you may have trouble containing us from our long shots or quick runs, dependent on who we put out.

 

[Eggs]

....apparently Chico doesn't lie, so I'm a believer.

 

[blue4eva77]

Have you actually seen us play enough to come to that conclusion?

102 points in the championship would suggest we're a bit better than ban average in fairness. I know you'll say that the championship is easy but it's not. I fully understand premier league fan's fancying they'll beat us but to slate us without knowing little, sometimes nothing about us is a little disrespectful.

All the best anyway

*sigh*

Lad....... You're not playing the Brentfords and Rotherhams of this world. This is Everton mate, a different Everton. Its the Premier League and bar this Vardy lad, i don't see anything other than average. There is a reason why Nugent was punted on into the Championship. The likes of Albrighton (who i'm hearing is one of your better players) have been here in this league before and did absolutely nothing. A huff and a puff, but again, bang average.

Who is being disrespectful ? That's just how i see it. Like i said, i'm not going to pat you on the back, lie and say that Leicester side you've typed out is a good side, because i don't think it is. Good luck for saturday and good luck for the season ahead, you'll need it.

 

[Walken]

I actually read this one, @chicoazul. It was good. Gold star.

can you sum it up please for the rest of us

 

[Azzurri]

can you sum it up please for the rest of us

Something about Everton being back or boss.

Something ripping Leicester.

Very vague team news.

Short, sharp closing sentence.

 

[Walken]

Something about Everton being back or boss.

Something ripping Leicester.

Very vague team news.

Short, sharp closing sentence.

sounds like one of his best efforts, well done chico

 

[Moomin]

can you sum it up please for the rest of us

Summer holiday........... rabble rabble..............

Rabble............. Rabble.......................

* Black and white photo

* Black and white photo

* Black and white photo

Rabble........... Rabble..........................

Come on you blues

 

[JAYTALITY]

The summer girl to university analogy hit me deep, nothing [Poor language removed] about it. I even forgave all that sexual innuendo before it with that fine bit of writing.