Foot Long Hot Dog
Player Valuation: A packet of pork scratchings
You're right mate they've been ****e for 15 years, well, since they first broke onto the scene. At least we agree .
Have you ever been to Goodison mate?
You're right mate they've been ****e for 15 years, well, since they first broke onto the scene. At least we agree .
Have you ever been to Goodison mate?
Er... have Howard and Distin been ****e for 10 years?
What on Earth are you going on about?
I've disliked three players in recent Everton history. Care to bring up any other players who I spent "hours" abusing?
No? Thought not.
You're right. England international Leon Osman has been **** for a decade. Especially last year when he scored his 50th goal in his 300th start in a win against then reigning champions Manchester City in a season where he was joint second leading scorer with 8.
England international. I've just spat my cup of tea everywhere.
Do you think he'll be picked for even a semi-important match for England ever? His call up was nothing more than a token gesture for him being only relatively ****ter than the rest of the English midfielders who the manager couldn't be arsed risking in nothing fixtures.
50th league goal in 300 games... in the last 10 years (decade, remember what I said?) he's scored 37 league goals in 284 Premier League games, so one in eight games, an average of under five goals a season. Considering he's more of an attacking midfielder than a defensive one, that's pathetic.
Now I don't want to continue this much longer as, on a personal level (as I have mentioned), I think he's sound. I just think he's ****e, which I am entitled to. And lots of people agree with me.
Don't get all offended mate, it's alright.
Osman has been off the pace this season. But tell you what, he'd have done a better job than anyone out there last night in keeping things ticking over in the second half and stopping Fulham having so much of the ball and so slowly getting on top. Our passing and ball retention in the middle half hour or so of the game was appalling.
Osman has been off the pace this season. But tell you what, he'd have done a better job than anyone out there last night in keeping things ticking over in the second half and stopping Fulham having so much of the ball and so slowly getting on top. Our passing and ball retention in the middle half hour or so of the game was appalling.
You have to wonder what he has to do to get dropped.
Pienarr injured. Gibson not really fit,Naysmith ( gash ), Delafoof ( not quite ready for 90 mins ) or Ossie. Hopefully Barcaboy will replace him with half an hour to go and score the winner.