Leon Osman

[chrismpw]

@chrismpw has posters of Osman, Tim Peake and Nigel Farage on his wall.

Come on Chris, you need some new role models. You'll be telling us that Tom Snivelley is a decent squad option next

Nah, I have posters of me on the wall. Well no I don't. I have grey painted walls, bare floors and newspapers I the corner where I make urine. My role models are Shackleton and Peter Reid. Who the hell is Tom Snivelley?

 

[Elong]

Actually nah poo is an exaggeration, he had a few good years but just wasn't physically up to the position he played.

 

[chrismpw]

Genuinely. What's the Snitch story?

 

[orly]

Nah, I have posters of me on the wall. Well no I don't. I have grey painted walls, bare floors and newspapers I the corner where I make urine.

Well this sounds familiar.

Are you also cultivating a spider colony over several floors in an Anfield mansion house? Have you recently suffered an injury at work?

 

[KUEFC09U2]

Genuinely. What's the Snitch story?

Same always wanted to know that

 

[zirc]

Nope, ET-clone Ostosh the Grass AKA the Skem snitch

END OF

Wizard on the ball and always ready to pipe you down with an utterly random goal.

 

[chrismpw]

Well this sounds familiar.

Are you also cultivating a spider colony over several floors in an toe-pikesld mansion house? Have you recently suffered an injury at work?

I have. Only tonight I stubbed my toe saving a close range shot in our staff 5 a side. Kin hurts! Fortunately it wasn't the one I use for toe-pokes.

 

[Elong]

Genuinely. What's the Snitch story?

Grassed to Moyes about a few players dissing the manager behind his back.

 

[chrismpw]

UOTE="Elong, post: 4581180, member: 7951"]Grassed to Moyes about a few players dissing the manager behind his back.[/QUOTE]
Ummm I agree that's not likeable in anyone, but not worth this vitriol, surely.

 

[orly]

Wizard on the ball and always ready to pipe you down with an utterly random goal.

His goal and assists record is hilariously bad.

Wizard? He's got less magic than a 6th place (out of seven) Dumbledore lookalike competition contestant at a village town hall

 

[The Cowboy]

Actually nah poo is an exaggeration, he had a few good years but just wasn't physically up to the position he played.

Perhaps. Physicality aside, he had a great eye for a pass, and had a knack of being able to ghost into space and make himself available.

 

[Elong]

UOTE="Elong, post: 4581180, member: 7951"]Grassed to Moyes about a few players dissing the manager behind his back.

Ummm I agree that's not likeable in anyone, but not worth this vitriol, surely.[/QUOTE]

Yes. Kopite as well.

 

[Elong]

Perhaps. Physicality aside, he had a great eye for a pass, and had a knack of being able to ghost into space and make himself available.

He did, just not consistently.

 

[The Cowboy]

His goals and assists record is hilariously bad.

Wizard? He's got less magic than a 6th place (out of seven) Dumbledore lookalike competition contestant at a village town hall

He found the players who made the assist.

Cannot stand this modern obsession with 'the assist'.

 

[orly]

He found the players who made the assist.

Cannot stand this modern obsession with 'the assist'.

Ah, assisting the assister.

The unseen work.

lol