Leon Osman

[Walken]

I sincerely wish that he had lost his leg in a nasty cheese grating accident at the age of 20, so we wouldn't have to endure him

 

[AndyGray]

He's a mouse?

 

[Moonlight dribbler]

At what precisely?

At life, my friend, life.

 

[magicjuan]

At life, my friend, life.

Your self applauding attitude hides your dazzling repartee.

Get over yourself you daft melt.

 

[Groucho]

I sincerely wish that he had lost his leg in a nasty cheese grating accident at the age of 20, so we wouldn't have to endure him

Easy there.

 

[Moonlight dribbler]

Your self applauding attitude hides your dazzling repartee.

Get over yourself you daft melt.

We can't all be winners.

 

[anton66]

I sincerely wish that he had lost his leg in a nasty cheese grating accident at the age of 20, so we wouldn't have to endure him

I thought he had, the way he played sometimes.

 

[magicjuan]

We can't all be winners.

How gracious of you. Apology accepted.

 

[mightymoyes]

since when has been re-employed by the club?

 

[evertonarntwe]

are people taking the piss or do people genuinely dislike him that much on here?

 

[Yarrgh]

since when has been re-employed by the club?

Mr Pesa: So we're sorted Robert. You came to Tanzania, signed the deal and topped up your tan. Only one thing remains to do.
Suntan Bob: Don't worry. If you can't supply grass for the pitch for the friendly, we've bought our own.

 

[Toast]

since when has been re-employed by the club?

Crying and shaking here seeing that.

 

[ijjysmith]

since when has been re-employed by the club?

WTF?!?!?!?!?!!?!? SELL RELEASE SACK FFS

 

[Toast]

Nothing has changed.

Nothing.

 

[marsh]

Go away