Saint Domingo
Player Valuation: £90m
Not always, just saying like.
Remember that pea roller he hit against Larissa as well? And the daisy cutter v Brann. There's also that pathetic goal he gets when he feebles his way through the Sunderland team from the halfway line. His backpass tot heir keeper also somehow ended up in the top corner to set us off on the cup run v Macclesfield. Rubbish player who could never hit a decent shot, not like our free scoring decisive midfielders we have now who never get knocked off the ball, all have thunderous shots, and are all brilliant in every position even out wide.