Life’s unwritten rules.

[Davidoff]

Vinegar goes on before the salt

 

[goldfinchmule]

Never believe anyone who knocks on your door and says did you know you've got some cracked ridge tiles.

 

[Pootsy]

Always check your Hotel Kettle for 'Late Checkouts'

 

[magicjuan]

If you can't guarantee it's just a hairy raisin, don't eat it.

 

[SLAVEN BILIC]

Never take advice from anyone who starts sentences with “never take advice from anyone”

 

[LEONARD]

Always check your Hotel Kettle for 'Late Checkouts'

Spot on.

I also carry a descaling cube in my luggage.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Don't crap on your own doorstep

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

If an mp say it's good ,it's bad.
And vice versa.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Always join a union

 

[Kurt.]

Never tell your wife she looks like her mother

 

[Kurt.]

Brown sauce on bacon…. But never on a hotdog

 

[Cels]

You  will get socks as a Christmas present.
A women will always wait until all her shopping has been scanned at the supermarket before opening her voluminous purse.

Is that a euphemism?

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Never tell your wife she looks like her mother

Or sweats like her sister/brother..

 

[Exeter_Gently]

Vinegar goes on before the salt

Am glad you've cleared this up...I've always wondered what to do first.

Unbelievable weight has just been lifted off my shoulders there.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

If it sounds to good to be true...it won't be.
Endowment mortgages for one.