Life’s unwritten rules.

[goldfinchmule]

Your neighbour uses your outside tap when your on holliday.

 

[Micky_T]

If your wife/girlfriend tells you she's fine, act like she's fine but know she's absolutely not fine and it's all your fault.

 

[Pootsy]

If your wife/girlfriend tells you she's fine, act like she's fine but know she's absolutely not fine and it's all your fault.

Depends on which FINE she uses

If there are two clear notes when pronouncing the word Fi..ne (lower tone moving to higher tone) then you need to do some groundwork and quick
If there is only one note then she isn't thinking about it and therefore she is actually Fine. Virtually High 5 yourself

 

[kev]

The walking distance from your house to the pub is exactly half the distance of the walk home. INDESPUTABLE FACT.

 

[canuckblue]

You don't tug on Superman's cape.
You don't spit into the wind.
You don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger.
And you don't mess around with Jim.

 

[RufusCat]

Your neighbour uses your outside tap when your on holliday.

first rule of water meters