Somewhere in the universe, there is a planet that`s populated by nothing but
@davek `s
Roberto Martinez is the supreme ruler.
Flat caps, boiler suits, steelies and donkey jackets are mandatory clothing for both sexes.
Religion is based around Marxism, no other religions are allowed.
The names, David, Duncan and Nathan are illegal.
The colour red is banned.
No one tells the truth about anything, everyone has their own agenda and no one ever admits that they`re ever wrong / been caught out lying. As a result the whole planet is engaged in a non stop circular argument about everything and nothing ever gets done.
Everyone lives in yurts in rainbow collectives and keep unicorns as pets.
Pubs and restaurants are illegal, swill and muck houses.
Football is the national sport, however games are played in empty stadiums, as only the supreme leader, Roberto Martinez is allowed to attend.