List for Sergei

[Goat]

Дурак, иди нахуй

Your just lucky my Russian mate is travelling round Asia at the minute.

 

[Darth Vader]

Goat, Can't you take him some food around? You have loads

 

[Tramps_mate]

Goat, Can't you take him some food around? You have loads

You'd have to prise the food from his cold dead chipolatas though...

 

[Goat]

Goat, Can't you take him some food around? You have loads

Actually mate how abar you send ya mar round and she can run her business from there for a bit and drop him some of her tip money?

 

[Darth Vader]

Actually mate how abar you send ya mar round and she can run her business from there for a bit and drop him some of her tip money?

Tips?

LOL

 

[Goat]

Tips?

LOL

Extras then.

 

[BlueLlama]

Actually mate how abar you send ya mar round and she can run her business from there for a bit and drop him some of her tip money?

Look the poor lad has enough problems with spiders don't give him a lice infestation too ffs

 

[DualityNSNO]

Look the poor lad has enough problems with spiders don't give him a lice infestation too ffs

Tbh it sounds like lice would be the least worrying thing he can get infected with...

 

[tommye]

Am I missing something?

Are spiders scared of carpet?

 

[Sapie88]

Am I missing something?

Are spiders scared of carpet?

Exactly, for a fraction of the price all the lad needs to do is put some conkers in his rooms.

 

[Tramps_mate]

Exactly, for a fraction of the price all the lad needs to do is put some conkers in his rooms.

Haha it actually works!!

 

[tommye]

just saying like.....

 

[orly]

That house must be like that bit in Harry Potter where all the spiders start charging towards Hogwarts from the forest.

None of them had visas either - make of that what you will .

 

[DualityNSNO]

That house must be like that bit in Harry Potter where all the spiders start charging towards Hogwarts from the forest.

None of them had visas either - make of that what you will .

*UKIP/The Daily Mail like this.

 

[orly]

*UKIP/The Daily Mail like this.

Listen lad just because you've been dodging the Sorting Hat for years, don't be accusing me of all that.