live earth?

[chicoazul]

the immediate area has ten vietnamese restaurants. I call it little saigon.

some top vietnamese totty goes by. But yes. Many polish. The poor aussies have all lost their bar jobs to them.

somehow this makes me quite happy. Them polish pull a good pint.

Its just trying not to slap them when they ask £4 for a bevvy.

ah well that's London for you.

The Lonely Planet Guide are going to headhunt you one day mate.

 

[neonleon]

sounds like the hub of the action.

silence is golden, but everyone likes something a little bit crazy, a little bit bad.

one day you will wonder how you ever lived without the smell of sweet kebabs and the noise of drunken locals late at night.

I can take the noise, the drunken fights, arguments, sirens, police, whatever.
But being woken up by pigeons (aka skyrats), shagging and breeding and generally having a top time outside your bedroom window first thing in the morning I will never get used to.

I swear to god I'm gonna get an air rifle. They start shagging at 5am and clock off about 10pm.

Thats a full seven hours when they are not outside my window all greasy and mangy either pecking at last nights dirty chip or attempting to propagate yet more vermin into the world.

I mean it's not so bad when you are getting laid yourself...

 

[SuitsBlue]

get some of those pigeon spikes so they cant actually land.

or some basic netting, so they would get tangled. pigeons have amazing eyesight, they wont miss any deterrents.

 

[chicoazul]

Bi-carb soda causes them to explode.

Not sure if its a myth but would love to see it.

 

[SuitsBlue]

london pigeons are actually doves.

Q I !

 

[neonleon]

london pigeons are actually doves.

Q I !

they are actually rats with wings.

If the holy spirit.ghost appears as a dove it really wants to rethink its image.

I may get a cat just for my balcony, that'd keep the bastards on their greasy toes.

Pidgeon fact. Pigeons are rock doves gone ferral in the city. They think the buildings are cliff faces. They haven't evolved to eat our high fat and grease content diet. Therefore it gives all pigeonsthe chronic shits. This is so acrid it dissolves their own feet. A pigeon without feet doesn't last long. Thus they are short lived compared to their clean living bretheren.

still they make rabbits look celibate.

 

[SuitsBlue]

nets, spikes or poison.

i cant remember which game show it was but... "the choice is yours"

 

[chicoazul]

Who needs Wikipedia when we have SuitsFacts.

The sea is not water, but fish piss"

 

[SuitsBlue]

its proper name

'facilicus suitsicus'.

 

[chicoazul]

Special mention to Leonbils World of Facts too.

The forum lag kept your one from me.

And look at you getting all latin on me....

 

[SuitsBlue]

ix nay on the latin ay biggus, or mix nay ill way et say incontinentia buttocks upon yee.

 

[chicoazul]

Speaks Latin? All hail the new forum messiah.

 

[SuitsBlue]

Speaks Latin?

only when talking to policia.

 

[Rob]

they are actually rats with wings.

If the holy spirit.ghost appears as a dove it really wants to rethink its image.

I may get a cat just for my balcony, that'd keep the bastards on their greasy toes.

Pidgeon fact. Pigeons are rock doves gone ferral in the city. They think the buildings are cliff faces. They haven't evolved to eat our high fat and grease content diet. Therefore it gives all pigeonsthe chronic shits. This is so acrid it dissolves their own feet. A pigeon without feet doesn't last long. Thus they are short lived compared to their clean living bretheren.

still they make rabbits look celibate.

and yet we blame the pigeons?

try telling the pissheads to put their crap in the bin and not chuck it on the floor.

I'd love to see a minimum 12 month jail sentence for fighting, pissing, literring on a public street.

 

[SuitsBlue]

and yet we blame the pigeons?

try telling the pissheads to put their crap in the bin and not chuck it on the floor.

I'd love to see a minimum 12 month jail sentence for fighting, pissing, literring on a public street.

littering.

the smoking ban is the first step - and first and foremeost i'd like to see peopl that let their dogs crap on the streets punished, it wouldnt be fines, bullet through the dogs cranium and let them drag the corpse home.

any objections? tell it to the children that lose their eyesight due to that parasite.

As for bellends on the streets, anyone pissed gets ZERO medical attention - im looking at you drink drivers.